The EdxRoy Muffin Man Theory
-Hey Ed. do you know the muffin man?
-No, Roy. I don't know the muffin man.
-Well, I should introduce you two.
Breaks out in dance Well his song goes a little sum din like this:
When I was a young boy, I lived on Drury Lane. The other kids called me plain. I made the others chocolate and they ate till they were full. I fed them licorice and Chico stix, I gave them so much they made a pool! When I grew up I made lots more, I claimed the nickname Candy Whore. So that's is who he is today, He has disappeared to what some say.
-Roy, is this going anywhere?
-Yes. I am the muffin man!
-Since I don't know who that is, it doesn't really matter to me…does it?
-You know what Ed…?
Roy walked into the kitchen and came out with something in his hands
-Roy…what is that? Where are your clothes?
-I don't need them. I have whipped cream.
He sprayed the whipped cream around his manhood and then poured hot fudge on the whipped cream.
Ed walked over and started to lick it off without warning
See what happens when you don't pay attention?