One day in Marzipan, Chowder and Mung were working on a complicated recipe.
"Okay, Chowder, today we are going to make Grumpleberry Pie! This is a very dangerous dish to make in some ways, because it is such a hot tempered pie, that if we were to put it in the oven, our entire place of business would be destroyed!" said Mung. "Therefore, the only way to bake it is not with an oven, but with our mouths! Do you understand?"
"Say what?" Chowder asked, glancing up at Mung Daal, the world reknowned chef.
"We are making a grumpy pie that is disagreeable! We must bake it by heating up its fiery temper with nasty insults! We must also use the proper ingrediants! The recipe calls for grumple berries!" said Mung.
"Proper ingrediants for a grumpy pie? Shouldn't we just put Gorgonzola in it?" asked the inquisitive young apprentice Chowder. Mung looked puzzled.
"Who's Gorgonzola anyway? That little mouse kid with the damned candlestick on his head?"asked Mung.
"No Mung, gorgonzola is a kind of cheese! I was talking about Gorgonzola, the little mouse kid with the candlestick on his head!" said Chowder giggling. Mung thwacked Chowder with a wooden spatula.
"Pay attention you little cat bear bunny thing!" said Mung.
"Hey Mung, the pie is rising! It's gonna blow its top!" said Chowder.
"Whoah, whoah, Mr. Grumpleberry Pie please calm down. I wasn't calling YOU a little cat bear bunny thing, I was referring to my apprentice Chowder, because he IS in fact a little cat bear bunny creature!" explained Mung. The paranoid schizophrenic disgruntled pie began to settle down a bit.
"HOWEVER, I think you are the most disgusting, disgraceful, excuse for a pie there ever was!
In fact, your short disposition, combined with your short temper makes clawberry short cake look long!" said Mung. The pie got so angry, that it was fully baked.
"There! We did it Chowder! We baked a GrumpleBerry Pie!" said Mung.