I wanted Bella to spend a day at school with Emmett so this is what I came up with.

Also this is a very short chapter and a bit of a forward so it will be short.

I've always wonder what happened to vampire when they get eat garlic so I came up with that they get the flu. That should help the story make sence though if you read the summery you probaly know that. Now R.R. :P

But first you have to read this. ( sorry for choppy sentences and spelling errors and not putting -cough-)

Disclimber: (I think that's spelled wrong:D.) Anyhoo again.

Disclimber #2: I don't own Twilight. Or Trithway. The all mighty one. Or garlic pita chip (actually I'm not sure if the agsist) the water I'm drinking. The chicken dance. Dr. Evil. Who I wrote a play about. Pink Floyd (they Rock!) this computer. Or myself. I signed a contract. I now hereby belong to Katie Sautter. And the term now all you need is a flamethrower! But at the very least I own the term: come my minions and we will riet agenst Mc Donalds. Yeah. I don't own the word yeah either. Wow that was long I should go down in history as the person who wrote the longest disclimber. (is that spelled wrong!) Now before I change my mind here is chapter one.

I -cough- blame-cough- Alice-cough or I Wanna Be Sick Too!

Alice's Pov

"Alice, why are we at a super market?" Bella asked, fatique from a long day of complaning about me taking her shopping. ( I couldn't blame her. I was sure it could make the record books.) "Silly Bella this isn't just a super market. No this is the super market. This now.. we sure have something here this is a Thrithway. You should know that by now."

"Right." She said slightly annoyed. Reaching for the door. "Wait!" I called.

"What is it now." She was definitely annoyed now.

"Before we enter such a sacrid place, we must worship it." I bent my elbows and bowed to the brightly colored building chanting "We are not worthy." I looked at Bella after over ten minutes of chanting, who was furiously trying to get out of the car.

"Alright me a can go in now." I reached over and smugly unlocked Bella's door.

(A.N. Alice dropped Bella off sick of her complaning and is now aproching the Cullen household. With a grocery bag...)

As soon as I was on the front step Edward ran out pose like a wild animal. "WHERE'S BELLA!?! WHERE BELLA!?!" He screached. I pushed him over easily with my foot and walked in through the open door.

He continued shouting at me as enter the kitchen. Rosalie appeared in the kitchen Emmett close behind her. What are those she asked as I dumped some chip like thing into a bowl.

"Pita chips."

"Do you know me can't eat?"

Have you ever tried it?" Though she didn't answer because at the momemt Edward enter the room with a mud stain on his forhead from my boot. Me and the rest of the family who had now enter the room laugh at him . Acept Emmett who seemed to be pondering something while staring at a grocery bag.

"Emmett?" Esme asked.

"Thrift-way. Huh never hear of it."

Rosalie: "Never heard of it."

Alice: gasps "Then you are not worthy!"

Rosalie: "What ever let just eat these pita chip things."

Family looks confused but digs in anyways. Emmett reach but Alice slaps his hand down.

Alice: No Emmett you may not feed upon what comes from the almighty one. For you are not worthy."

Emmett: "What! Not even one!?!"

Alice: "Nope."

Emmett: "Please!"

Alice:"Nope."

Emmett: "What if I dance!?!"

Alice: Conciders. "Dance! Fool! Dance! And not just dance the chicken dance! And sing fool sing!!!!"

Emmett: Doing chicken dance I don't want to be a chicken I don't want to be a duck quack, quack, quack, quack! (A.N. Uh sorry I don't know the rest off the words.)

Alice: Laugh hastarically with the rest of the Cullens eating the last of the pita chips and enjoying the entertainment.

Emmett: "Okay now can I have a pita chip!?!"

Alice: "No."

Emmett: "What!?! But you said-"

Alice: "I only told you to dance I didn't tell you that you would get anything in return."

Emmett: "That's not fair!"

Alice: "Is too."

Emmett: "Is not!"

Alice: "Is too!"

Emmett: "Is not!"

Alice:"Is too!"

Emmett: "Is not."

Charlisle: "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!" -Cough-

Edward: (who still has boot print on fore head! He He!) "What-cough is -cough- going-cough- on!?!-Cough-"

Charlisle: "I-cough- don't-cough- know!"

Jasper: "But-cough-you're-cough-a-cough-doctor!"

Charlisle:"Doctors-don't-cough-know-cough-everything!"

Jasper:"Do-cough-too-cough-!"

Charlisle:"do-cough-cough-not-"

Edward: "ENOUGH-COUGH-COUGH-SICK-COUGH-OF-THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-COUGH-I'M-COUGH-SICK-OF-ALL-OF-COUGH-YOU-COUGH-ALL! WHY-DON'T-COUGH-WE-COUGH-DO-COUGH-SOMETHING-COUGH-MORE-COUGH-USEFULL-COUGH-WITH-ARE-TIME-COUGH-LIKE-FIGURE-YOU-WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-WRONG-WITH-COUGH-US-COUGH-DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Emmett: "Wow."

Rosalie: "Hey-cough-why-cough-isn't-Emmett-hacking-cough-up-cough-a-lung!?!"

Alice:"Let's mutiny!" Everyone stares confusedly at Alice. (a.n. Is confusedly even a word!?!) While coughing like mad.

Esme: Why-cough-would-cough-we-cough-mutiny?"

Alice:"-cough-don't-cough-know-cough. We-cough-just-cough-should."

Emmett: "That's not fair! I wanna be sick too!"

Edward: "IS-COUGH-ANYONE-COUGH-GOING-COUGH-COUGH-TO-ANSWER-MY-COUGH-QUESTION-COUGH!"

Emmett: "No."

Edward: "UHG!" Edward suddenly pounces on Emmett and starts to fight. But it doesn't last long because Edward gets a horrible migrane and has to lay down on the couch. So the disscussion moves to the living room. (everyone's (except for a very upset Emmett.) coughing more than ever.)

Charlise: After ten coughiful moments Charlise stops pondering and comes up with an answer. "Well-cough-it's-cough-quite-cough-simple-"

Jasper: "See-cough-doctors-cough-do-cough-know-cough-know-cough-everything!"

Charlise: "May-cough-I-cough-finish?"

Jasper:"Only-for-cough-Edward-cough-sake."

Emmett: "Yeah before we have to put him in anger management. Again." Edward again tries to fight Emmett. But it end the same as before, with the exception that Edward swallow a entire bottle of Advil.(a.n. don't try that!) And "happy pills" (a.n. kidding kidding!)

Charlisle: "Anyway-cough-it's-cough-a-cough-allergic-cough-to-cough-the-chips-cough."

Emmett:"So then it's Alice's fault."

"I-cough-blame-cough-Alice-cough!" Rosalie Jasper and Edward (dispite his horrid headache.) (A.n. Rosalie Edward and Jasper all said that. I'm just to lazy to change it.)

Alice: "Don't-cough-hurt-cough-me!"

Edward:"Oh-cough-don't-cough-worry-we'll-cough-do worse-cough-that-cough-that!" As Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper battle. Charlisle tries to breake it up with no sucess while Alice hides in a tree. Esme looks for what caused the "reaction." Emmett makes a run for it and goes to his and Rosalie room to watch cartoons.

Esme: "Garlic-cough-that-cough-must-be-cough-it! Cough-Charlisle!-cough."

Charlise: "Esme-cough-I'm-cough-busy!-cough-! They're-cough-tearing-cough-eachother-cough-to-cough-shreads-cough-and-cough-Edward's-cough-migrane-is-cough-so-cough-suvere-cough-that-cough-he's-cough-fighting-cough-them-on-the-ground! -Cough-and-cough-I-cough-think-cough-he's-cough-winning!cough-!"

Esme:"Oh-cough-my!-cough!" Cough-Emmett!-cough!-Come-cough-down-cough-here-cough!"

Emmett: "Uh... I'm kinda busy Esme! I'm uh...,... writing an S.A.!"

Esme: "Emmett-cough-I-can-cough-here-cough-the-cough-cartoons! Come-cough-down-here-right-cough-now! Or-cough-no-cough-T.V.-cough-for-cough-a-cough-month!"

Emmett:"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At that moment Emmett flash down the stair and screamed things at Edward, Rosalie, Charlise, Jasper things I'm not aloud to put on this site. He dragged them all in by there ears while continuing to scream letting go of the shoocked four of them who were all rubbing their sore ears. "NOW LISTEN TO ESME DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rosalie: Uh-cough-sorry-cough-Emmy-" (a.n. Emmett's nickname.)

Emmett: "Don't call me that and I don't accept your apalagy!" Now Esme had something to say. And anyone who interrupts I'm locking in Edward's piano!"

Edward:"Why my piano!?!"

Emmett: "AHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett shoves Edward in his own piano causing a very noisey off key song. Emmett starts to play as Edward tries to get out. ( a.n. just pretent vampires can't breake padlocks! Okay!)

Esme: (Talking to the rest of the Cullens at the completely usual event.) "-Cough-they're -cough-garlic pita-cough- chips."

Charlisle:" So-cough-garlic-cough-has-cough-affect-cough-on-cough-us!!"

Jasper: "Charlisle-cough-you-cough-must-cough-have-cough-been-cough-right. Doctors-cough-don't-cough-know-cough-everything."

Charlisle: "That's-cough-right!-cough-."

Jasper: They-cough-don't-cough-know-cough-anything!"

Charlisle: "WHAT!" Charlisle pounces on Jasper and they start fist fighting.

Rosalie: Wait-cough-were-cough-sick! -cough-Sick-cough-people-cough-are-cough-gross! I-cough-don't-cough-want-cough-to-cough-be-cough-gross! aLICE-COUGH-I'M-COUGH-GONNA-COUGH-KILL-COUGH-YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE-COUGH-AFIRID-COUGH-BE-COUGH-VERY-COUGH-AFIRID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alice: "Ahhhhhhh!" Runs back up the tree as Rosalie tries to catch her.

Esme: "AM-COUGH-I-COUGH-THE-COUGH-ONLY-COUGH-SANE-COUGH-ONE-COUGH-LEFT!!!!!!!!!"

All but Esme: "YES!"

Uh well that was tons longer then I expected. I proud of myself! And guess what I found out that JOHNNY DEPP is filming Pirates Of The Carribean 3 in my town I know his hotel and everything! So i'm gonna try and stock him. While my brother goes after Keira Knightly! So gotta go do that now. But before I go ...

You know I did some research and I found out what Mr. T has been trying to say His entire life! Here it is...

I Pity The Fool Who...

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