Note from the author: No matter what, I love the Red vs Blue series. Considering that I love Disney World as well, it would be no surprise that I would be making this fanfiction. This is my first of (possibly) many fanfictions, so be aware.
Also my grammer is a bit on the bad side, so don't be surprised if some of the tenses are wrong o.=.o
So enjoy!
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The sun was high in the sky above the outpost known as Valhalla, a huge canyon with a river flowing through the middle, a waterfall on one side, and an ocean on the other. On one side of the river was a crashed dropship, a Pelican. It was in pieces because of two things: the crash landing, and a certain event involving a talking bomb. A large wall was on the other side of the river, blocking off what would have been an entrance, if there was an entrance that is. But hey, it's nothing different then the last outpost we were at.
My name is Leonard L. Church, but you can just call me Church. I am the leader of a team known as Blue Team, if you would consider us a team. Remember that waterfall I mentioned? Ya, our base is next to it. It's not really a new base, nor could I say that we were here for a long time. To tell the truth, we were originally stationed at a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere, which we called Blood Gulch. It was here that our team was formed, first it was me and another guy named Tucker, but after a while more and more people joined my team.
You can say as more people joined my team, things got more...crazy.
For starters, there's Tucker. He was with me since I came to Blood Gulch. Back then there were only two people on my team, me and Tucker. He is sarcastic a lot, rude, and has an obsession to women, just to name a few of his traits.
Caboose is the second soldier that joined Blue Team back when it was just me and Tucker. Back then he was ok, but at time passed, he got worse. I don't know if it was his lose over our tank, which we call Shiela because of it's A.I, or because of the A.I, O'Malley. Either way, his intelligence declined, leaving him as the lovable idiot we know today.
Tex was the third member of our team. She's a Freelancer, a special soldier that has, or used to have a A.I, in this case she used to have O'Malley. She was aggressive most of the time, but she gotten better after her 'death' (don't ask, it's a similar case with me). She's the most lethal out of all of us still, being the one to kill everyone in two outposts, maybe even more.
Also, she's my girlfriend.
Our fourth member is Frank DuFrensne, who we call Doc. He's our medic, even though he says he is neutral. Doc was infected by O'Malley at one point, using him for his evil plans. Luckily, O'Malley left Doc's body, so we don't have to worry about him anymore.
Our fifth member is Kaikaina Grif, also called Sister. She's both stupid and color blind, which can cause some problems for our team. Her brother is a part of the other team (which I will talk about shortly), though that doesn't really make any difference really. One thing that bugs me about her though is that she said that she done some pretty disturbing things.
Don't ask, I don't even want to think about it.
Red Team owns the other base in Valhalla. The Red Team, or Reds, was also in Blood Gulch, where we fought a fruitless war. No one died (from enemy fire), so I wouldn't really call it a war at all, more like a stupid battle. Lead by Sarge, who is too focused on defeating us in whatever way, Red Team is just in the same predicament as our team! Both teams don't do anything, and both have the worst events happen to them! I don't need an example on these events, for most of them always involve us in some way.
...I just realized I am drifting away from the main topic at hand. Where were we? Right, Valhalla.
I was standing on the top of our base, the sun reflecting off the visor of my helmet, thinking of something that was bugging me since I returned to my team. Why didn't we get a break yet, like a real break? Every time we try to get some good R&R, something always happens. When I was trying to rest at an old military outpost called Highground, I was called to once again stop some A.I. When the Reds and Blues were resting and getting used to their new bases, Donut returned to Red Team, which caused Caboose and the Reds to go on another quest. We never got a vacation.
"Ummm, Church?" A voice interrupted my thoughts. Apparently I was thinking too hard that I didn't notice Tucker walking towards me.
Tucker had his helmet off, something that I don't see a lot. When I first saw him take his helmet off, I was surprised that he was actually black. But now, I don't care anymore.
With a sigh, I answer "What do you want Tucker?"
Tucker raises a brow. "I just wanted to see what you were doing? You've been up here for 30 minutes!" he answers to me, quite a bit annoyed.
30 minutes? Man, I really was deep in thought...
I just shrugged by solders before I reached up to my helmet and took it off. "I was just thinking."
Tucker folded his arms, still annoyed a bit "Thinking of what?" he asks a few seconds after I told him what I was doing.
I rolled my eyes. "Why do you want to know?" I ask him.
"Because!" he said.
"Because you like to go into everyone's personal business?"
"No! Because you were up here for 30 minutes, looking at the same direction!"
I groaned, rubbing my head. I should just tell him so he can stop. "I was thinking about why we don't get a real break, a vacation." I said slowly, a hint of annoyance in my voice.
Tucker fell silent, as if he was thinking. After a few seconds, he started to talk again. "You know what, that's a good question. Why haven't we got a vacation?"
I smirked "Because we are unlucky? Because there is always someone who wants to mess with our lives?" I said to Tucker.
Tucker grins as well "You know it! You know what I had planned before I was shipped towards those ruins? I nice vacation in glorious tropical Bahamas, spend some time with the ladies. Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
I chuckled. No matter what, Tucker would never change. "A vacation to someplace warm would be nice." I respond. "Someplace where I don't get shot everyday."
Tucker laughs "You would get shot no matter what, Church! You know how unlucky we are!" I looked at Tucker with a raised brow. He just shrugs "What? It's true!"
The silence formed as we both started to think about this.
The silence was interrupted again as a certain blue armored idiot runs up to the top of the base where me and Tucker are.
"Church! Church!" Caboose yelled out to me as he ran towards us.
I looked at Caboose annoyed. "What?!" I yell at him. He probably wanted to ask something stupid, or he 'accidentally' blew something up again.
Unfortunately, it was something different and far more important. "Agent Washam wants to talk to you! He says its important!"
At hearing this, my eyes widened. 'Oh god, tell me it's not another mission', I thought to myself. "Fine! Tell him we will be there!" I yelled to Caboose before he ran off to inform Washington.
Tucker looked at me "I hope it's not another mission." he says with a groan.
I groaned too "Ya, me too..." I said before making my way down into the base, Tucker following behind me.
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The interior of our base was bigger then the outside, but that was primarily because it was located underground. A large room made up the center, with various hallways at the sides of this room. It was here where we would hang out, watch T.V, play games, and more. However, right now it was not used for that, it was used for something else. The image of a fully armored Agent Washington was displayed on the T.V.
As soon as we came in, Washington spoke. "Ah, I see that Caboose told you that I needed you."
I groaned as I sat down casually on the couch that was in front of the T.V "Ya ya, what do you want this time? Another mission involving a A.I? Something that would annoy us, I would guess." I respond unamused.I sat there expecting the worst.
The worst never came.
"Um, no." Washington responded in his usual tone. "Actually we were thinking about giving you some vacation time, you know, for helping Command out with the Meta and the problem at Sandtrap."
The words hit me like a train, or a tank. "Wha-what? For real?!" I asked surprised. Was it a joke that on the very day I was thinking about vacation, we got vacation?
Washington nodded "For real."
Tucker smiled with joy "Finally some R&R!" he said out loud.
Caboose, I swear, was jumping around the whole room. Doc and Sister came in, apparently hearing Tucker.
"Wow! A vacation?!" Sister asked joyfully. "Good! Because I need something to do other then look at naked pictures of myself and think how the men would think how hot I am!" Doc smiled
"Ya!...Wait, what?" his smile turned into a look of confusion.
Like I said, disturbing.
Washington continued on as he ignored what Sister said, not wanting to think about it too. "We all planned on sending you to a preplanned location that you would all enjoy. Someplace that is stress free...at least not a lot of stress."
Tex walked into the room silently as Washington talked. She acted like she wasn't interested, but I can tell that she was. Besides, she was the one always doing most of the work around here anyway.
However, I could care less at the moment, for my excitement was building up.
"What place is that?" Tucker asked Agent Washington.
Silence filled the room, but I swear I heard Washington chuckle. That can't be good.
"Well, I will give you some clues. It is a popular vacationing spot in America. Has 4 parks, 3 water parks, and one shopping district, and is considered, quote: "The Happiest Place on Earth."" He said with a hint of amusement.
The room went silent as everyone pondered on the clues. Even I was wondering where it was!
Tucker spoke up first with his 'presumption'. "Is it some hot beach with chicks?"
I looked at Tucker, my face saying 'Not in your life'.
"Close, it is warm." Washington responded.
Okay, that narrowed it down… to like every place in the south!
"4 parks…" I repeated to myself. "You mean park parks, or theme parks?" I asked.
"Theme parks." Washington responded with no emotion.
The thought just hit me; I knew where we were going.
However, Caboose knew it as well, as he looked excited about it.
"Oh. My. God." Caboose said out loud, excitement building up inside. "I know where we are going…"
Everyone looked at him with a raised brow, except Tex, who was still acting like she didn't care.
"We are going to the Happiest Place on Earth…we are going to…"
Here it comes.
"Disney World!!" Caboose practically exploded in excitement.
Bingo.
Finally, Tex spoke up "Tell me that's not were you are sending us!" she yelled, annoyed at the Agent. Despite everything, she still was not interested in 'happy' places.
So much for ignoring it.
Washington shrugged "Well it is a stress free environment. Besides, I didn't choose the place, someone else did."
Tex and I groaned at the same time, Tucker seemed deflated, Doc and Sister were talking about what to bring, and Caboose…Caboose was Caboose.
However, the news just went worse. "Also, the Red Team will be coming."
"What!!!" Everyone in the room (minus Caboose) yelled out in surprise.
Tucker walked around the couch, closer to the T.V "Your got to be kidding?!"
Washington shook his head. "Sorry, once again, not my choice. Command wants both bases to get a good vacation, so we had to put you both on the same vacation."
Before I could talk back, Washington decided to end the conversation "You got 3 days to get ready. The Pelican will pick you guys up in the middle of the canyon. Until then, see you later!"
The connection was dropped, and I swear Washington was enjoying tormenting us. Our only vacation, and it was with the worst people to be with.
"I hate him so much!" I yelled out loud, not because of the vacation, but because of Washington hanging up on us, leaving me to deal with everyone's reactions.
However, our day was about to get better…
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"Hey Reds, get out here!" The 'kill all Blues' Red sergeant, Sarge, yelled out to our base as they were standing in front of it.
Tucker and I ran outside to deal with the usual 'were going to kill you in so and so hours or minutes' speech from their leader.
"What do you want Reds?!" I yelled at them, still annoyed at Washington.
"Ya! We are already dealing with enough shit!" Tucker yelled after words.
"Oh sure! Like packing for a vacation is so much work!" Simmons yelled back.
I looked at Tucker. "Shit, they know." I whispered to Tucker. He just nods to me as I return my attention to the Reds. "Like you guys are?!" I yelled out to the Reds. "At least we are working, while you guys are standing there doing nothing!"
It was true. My team was all getting packed, while the entire Red Team was standing on our front lawn.
Sarge aimed his shotgun at me, trying to threaten me. "If you don't want to know what we are trying to ask you, how about we kill you so that only we can get the vacation?!"
Simmons looked at Sarge, as he started to explain something to his leader. Whatever it was, it worked, as Sarge just looked at Simmons annoyed, and turned around to head back to the Red Base.
Simmons looked back up towards me and Tucker, and asked me that question "Look! We know that you deserve a vacation just as much as we do, so why don't we just forget our rivalry and just enjoy the vacation together?!"
I looked at Tucker, who had the same look as I did. The Reds wanting not to fight with us? It was too true to be good.
I looked back at the Red Team "Umm, sure, under what condition?"
Simmons raised a brow "What? Who said there would be any condition? I just want to relax without trying to kill or be killed."
I looked back at Tucker, who just shrugged. "Uhh, okay. As long as you prevent your leader from trying to kill us, then it's a deal." I yelled out as a response.
Simmons smirked "Oh sure, I already am dealing with him, don't worry." Simmons replied before the Reds returned back to base, leaving just me and Tucker.
I looked at Tucker with a raised brow "I wonder what he has planned." I said to Tucker.
"I was thinking the same thing." he responds to me, as we both went back inside the base.
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Three days passed without a hitch, needless to say. I packed the basic things, cloths, toothbrush, soap, and stuff to keep me occupied during the ride. Tucker did the same, except he brought his… magazines. Doc packed some medicine, just motion sickness pills and bandages. Sister packed a whole bunch of cloths, you know, girl things. Tex, she packed the basics too, plus a military magazine. Caboose however…
"You packed everything?!!" I yelled out loud as Caboose somehow managed to bring a load of 10 bags outside, in one trip. "What did I say about packing light?!!"
Caboose grinned like a little child "You said pack light, and I didn't have a flashlight, so I brought my lamp, my T.V, my…"
I stopped Caboose before he could continue on with his long list. "Caboose, bring it all back, except your cloths!"
Caboose nodded and just ran off… somehow carrying 8 bags back inside. I sometimes wonder how he can do all these things.
After Caboose came back, we started to make our way to the middle of the canyon. The Reds were already waiting there; just like us, they packed light, and were wearing civilian cloths. Sarge looked annoyed however, most likely since he wasn't carrying any weapon… at all. So that's what Simmons meant when he said he will take care of it.
"Hey brother!" Sister yelled out as she ran towards Grif. "Excited?" she asks Griff, who just shrugs.
"Sure, though I am more excited about the good cuisine." Simmons looked at Grif annoyed, who would just shrug again. By the time this vacation was over, I would bet that Grif would gain more weight.
A loud sound broke through the air. A Pelican dropship appeared above the canyon walls and started to make a decent down to where we are. As it came down, the back door of the dropship opened up. Washington was sitting in one of the seats in the back of the dropship, as another person, with black hair and what looked like a dragon necklace, sat in the other.
"Hey, I see that everyone's ready." Washington said to me as I loaded my bags into the dropship.
"Packed light?" he asked next, causing me to glare at Caboose. Seeing my look, he laughed. The other man chuckled a bit, but other then that, he said nothing.
As soon as everyone got their things on board, the dropship took off. Grif looked at the other man
"Umm, who are you?" Grif asks him. The man just looks at Grif, before looking at Washington.
Washington decided to answer Grif's question. "He's a Freelancer who goes by the name of Neo. He's the best sniper around, considering he has a good eye for little things that others won't see."
Tucker raised a brow "Why is he here?" Before Wash could answer, the man known as Neo answers for him "Because I know the parks like the back side of my hand. I've been to Disney many times in my life, so I know every ride, every landmark, and more."
"So you're like a navigator for us?" I asked Neo.
He nods, giving me a smile "Yup, but it's still nice to have a map every now and then. While I can figure out where we are, I am not able to remember the times of all the events, such as the parades."
Simmons grins "That's were I would come in. Before we left Valhalla, I memorized all the events in the park, so you guys don't have to." I just chuckled softly
"Great, now if we loose either you or Neo, were lost." I replied sarcastically. Almost everyone chuckled at my remark, except for Sarge, who was still annoyed at Simmons, and Tex.
This vacation, was going to be interesting.
To be continued...
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Neo: There you have it, first chapter in my crazy fanfiction.
Church: Like the first person view, but theres one question: How will you focus on the other members of the team when we split up?
Neo:*smiles* Simple, switch to third person.
Church: ...like everyone else.
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