/This story is a translation/rewriting of a French story, link is at the bottom/
How Tom Riddle Became Lord Voldemort While Nearly Turning Into A Cookie
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
TOMMARVOLORIDDLE
« Let's see. »
MILD OREO DVO (remaining letters : TMALR)
« Hey, it makes 'DUO' in Roman figures !
...
Lame. »
LAD ROMEO (remaining letters : VOTMRIDL)
« Ew, no ! I'm no Shakespeare wimp ! »
Tom distractedly scratched his chin with the tip of his feather, lost in thoughts.
« Alright, let's start again. »
EVIL TOM (remaining letters : DDLMAROOR)
« It sounds like a bad Muggle movie.
I hate Muggles ! »
TORRID LOVE (remaining letters :MMAOLD)
« No bloody way ! Love is stupid ! Ugh, blasted name. »
MAD TROLL (remaining letters : OMVORIDE)
« Too moronic. »
MERMAID DOLL (remaining letters : TVOOR)
« I HATE MY NAME ! »
Frustrated, Tom threw his feather at the other end of the room but, luckily, no one woke up in the dormitory. He took a deep breath to calm himself and went to pick it up.
« Come on, let's try something else. »
LIL TOMM (remaining letters :DOORVADER)
« Seems like a stage name for a teen heartthrob ! However, 'VADER' isn't that bad...
But it's not quite it yet. »
DROOLER TOM (remaining letters :MAVILD)
« False ! It only happens when I forget my teddy bear.
Twinkie ?
Where are you ? »
LORD RETOOL (remaining letters : IAMMVD)
« This sounds like a bad mechanic name.
Hahaha, too funny ! It makes 'I AM MUD' in Roman figures !
Hilarious !
I hate Mudbloods. »
With an annoyed sigh, Tom crossed out one by one the few words he had scribbled on his scroll.
DREAM TOM (remaining letters :LOVORIDL)
« Right. I can't decide if it's closer to heartthrob or pornstar. »
RED TOAD (remaining letters : MMORLOVIC)
« (note to myself : remember to owl that Bulgarian witch I met in the muggle underground) »
RAVE MOM (remaining letters :TODLORILD)
« Now, that's definitely the title of a porno ! »
DART LORD (remaining letters :IMVOLEMO)
« Yeah, it'd be great if I worked in a wino bar !
...
Wait a sec... »
Tom's face suddenly lit up. He feverishly traced several words on his scroll and admired his work with a satisfied smile during a few seconds.
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT
He randomly put the sheet in his potions book which he left on his bedside table, blew the candle and went to sleep.
/Original story: i58 dot tinypic dot com/zu2p1i dot jpg/