Stranger than fiction 4- Good Greif Kane!
Chapter 1- Tis the season.
"Why doesn't he just kick her ass?"
"Kane, this is a cartoon intended for kids, Charlie Brown is not going to kick Lucy!"
It was that time of the year again, Christmas special have been showing up on the TV as all the other good shows take a holiday for the holiday. CM Punk was at it again in trying to get Kane into the festive spirit. Kelly Kelly joined them as they sat and watched Charlie Brown once more get stuck with a pitiful tree. Due to recent events, Kane was to spend time with Kelly to learn more about her and so they could react to one another's tone of voice and practice out any scenes before Raw.
"You know what I realized?" Kelly asked aloud.
"What?" questioned John Morrison.
"Well the fact that Kane and I have NEVER been paired together for anything. I read a fan fiction story where we're dance partners. I guess whoever wrote it thought we would make a funny pair," she said with a smile as she nudge Kane's arm.
"Wait, we were paired together in a fan fiction story? Those fans always rip off of current story lines," explained Punk.
"Not this one. This person wrote it weeks before Kane and I were paired! Funny thing is, when he attacked Miz… Miz was first one out of a contest that continues later on in the story! I just find it very ironic"
Kane looked over to Kelly and gave a half smile. "Perhaps someone in the writing department liked it. It's not like we got to give them credit or anything, but whoever the hell wrote it sounds like they got an over active imagination"
"Damn right, like that chick who wrote Hunter Potter" John snickered aloud.
"Well someone must be reading their stories and taking what they like from it" Kane muttered.
"Sneaky!" Morrison announced. "But geeze, if you got to take ideas from a fan fiction then why the hell not offer them a job already!"
"They aren't going to do that, after all they are getting the idea for free," announced Punk.
"What's everyone talking about?" Chris Jericho walked in with Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton. They popped some popcorn and brought in drinks for everyone as they sat down to watch Charlie Brown's classic Christmas special.
"I never get tired of Christmas Specials!" announced Chris Jericho. "But damn, poor Charlie Brown!"
"Lucy is a bitch," said Randy.
"Why the hell does Linus has a blanket?" asked Jeff.
There was a tap on the doorway. Taker soon came into the room and sat in on the arm of the couch. "Charlie brown finally over?" he asked.
"Yeah, but there are more Christmas specials to come"
"I rather see Jeff Hardy leap into random snow banks," Taker muttered. They remained in the room to watch Christmas specials until they grew too tired to stay away and watch them any farther…