A/N: Just a little Lily/James I wrote when I was bored. Only dialogue.
"Will you go out with me, Lily?"
"No."
"How come?"
"Because I don't like you?"
"Why?"
"Because you're an irritating, conceited git, that's why."
"I'm hurt."
"Go away."
"But I like being near you."
"And I want to slap you when you get within a ten-mile radius of me."
"Go out with me?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"No!"
"So, it's a no?"
"Yes."
"Wait. Does that mean yes or no?"
"Yes, it's a no!"
"What?"
"Go away, James."
"But you haven't answered my question!"
"And that question is…?"
"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
"One date?"
"No."
"Just a small trip to Hogsmeade?"
"What part of 'no' is so difficult to understand?"
"The part that means you won't go out with me."
"James."
"Yeah?"
"Let me put it this way: If you aren't out of my sight in the next ten seconds, you won't be able to have children."
"I'll be leaving now."
"Good plan.