AN: ok… I suddenly got into Zolu :D and I've NEVER posted one of my One Piece fan fics before… as I said before; this is based on a chat room with my friend so don't be mean. I've done a lot of fan fics with my friend, and personally this one is my favorite. I'm NOT promising any # of chapters yet… anyways Enjoy :D …no pov for now….

Disclaimer: no, I do not own One Piece or anything involving the creation of One Piece…. But that would be awesome if I did :D

Chapter One

There was once a great thief named Zoro. He has successfully stolen many valuable treasures out there. Zoro stole with the grace of a swan. If you saw him stealing, you probably wouldn't be able to tell he was… until you realize the item is missing, which isn't very long… that's why Zoro is also a very fast runner.

But as for Luffy, well he was one of the greatest detectives to ever live. He has solved even the most impossible cases to be solved, and got every criminal in the book behind bars… well, except for Zoro

But, did Zoro and luffy know each other? Of course they did, but they hate each other and hope the other some how dies….

The blond haired chief banged his hand on the table and screamed "this is the twelfth time this week Zoro got away! We need to do something about this Luffy!"

The black haired detective sighed with dismay "Sorry, Sanji….. " Luffy had a very depressed expression on his face, but it was soon changed to anger when he said "that basterd of a thief… when I catch him and see that depressed look on his face, that'll make my day!"

"That's right Luffy!" said Sanji, encouragingly "and when you do, we'll throw a big party! Just for you!" Sanji smiled

"Will there be meat?" Luffy pleaded

"Yes, obviously… the party's for you, there HAS to be meat there…" Sanji giggled

Then, Sanji heard his phone go off and had to answer it.

"WHAT!? How could this be!? He just…. Fine, we'll be there soon… bye…" Sanji hung up his phone and said to Luffy "Zoro stole more stuff…."

Then Luffy's face expression turned to determined and said "I'll go my self, Sanji, I have to catch him, once and for all!" as soon as Sanji was about to disagree, Luffy was already out the door.

Then Sanji sighed to himself "I hope that kid will be ok…" He leaned in his chair and lit a cigarette.

The green haired thief was leaning on a tree at the time down town. Then he said to himself "ahh… nothing like stealing to get the blood flowing!" then from a distance, Zoro heard a shrill voice screaming something. Then he groaned "aww, damn it… it's that detective again…."

"ZORO!" Luffy screamed "I won't let you get away this time!"

The Zoro rolled his eyes "and you saying that will change me always escaping, how?" and with that, Zoro started running, really fast. But Luffy was right behind him… the feet soon changed to miles of running down the side walk…. It was in the middle of winter, so this wasn't easy for either of them….

So then, trying to get Luffy discouraged, Zoro screamed "You tired of running yet?" soon snickering to himself…. Sadly, this got Luffy more infuriated… and made him scream "No! I feel great!" when really, Luffy felt like he was about to faint. "I'm not letting you get away this time!!"

Soon, Zoro ran into an abandoned house and Luffy followed. Zoro ran up 2 flights of stairs and was almost inside the attic when Zoro screamed and… BANG! Zoro fell right on top of poor Luffy out of pure shock.

Luffy pushed Zoro off and screamed "What the hell was that for!?"

Then Zoro said shakily "G-ghost…."

"There's no such thing!" Luffy sharply remarked

"Ok…" Zoro sighed "then why don't you look"

"Fine!" Luffy said as he was walking up the stairs of the attic…

AN: cliff hanger :D