Texting Terror
Hello sherly, Ireney – JMx
Ireney ? That is ridiculous. 'The Woman' is her name – SHx
Thanks Shezza, how's ickle John? – IA
yes yes how is Johnny boy? – JMx
My name is Sherlock, if you could struggle all the way to the end. John is fine. He says 'hey' – SHx
How is Mary, Oh and molls she is so sweet – IA
wait,wait Mary!? Johnny boy left sherly? –JMx
We don't talk about it, thank you. I know we are meant to be. That is final. I refuse to talk about 'her'. –SHx
Which her? Oh and Moriaty, the assassin you sent didn't kill me –IA
well to address the first question 'her' I believe is mary and second I didn't send just ONE assassin –JMx
STOP WITH THE ASSASSINS! Anyway. Who else 'ships Johnlock', as the fans call it? –SHx
I think Sherlolly is better also Mystrade –IA
JOHNLOCK 5 EVA! –JMx
What is 'sherlolly'? I don't understand. Anyway, thank you James –SHx
Sherlock and Molly in a relationship –IA
Can we please focus at the task at hand instead of your personal life, brother –MH
ah hello mycroft nice of you to join, did you like the bomb I sent to 10 downing street? –JMx
Piss off Mycroft! And who is Molly? – SHx
Hey guys have just joined the convo and cba reading all that! So hey! –JWx
Tut – tut, Sherlock. I can't believe you notice the little 'fault' in our group. Jim is not 'Jim'. Jim always has correct grammar and auto correct should have changed those capitals. I deduce that Jim is not on his iPhone and that 'Jim' is not 'Jim'. –MH
Brilliance of the Holmes brothers (not) –IA
What do you mean I'm not Jim? –JMx
Oh for Pete's sake, Mycroft, could you not go back to being the British Government? This is not about you. This is about ME! –SHx
WE HAVE A MOLE IN THE GROUP. A MOLE -MH