Coach Jennings: What are we doing here?

Coach Hill: We're the PE coaches. That's what we do.

Coach Chasteen: reads note Knight says that we're the introduction to the story, and that she is hiding somewhere in the Antarctic until she goes back to read it, because it's her first story, and she thinks she's going to epically fail.

Coach Hill: takes and reads note She also says that it is really cold.

Both coaches look at him.

Coach Hill: What? It does say that! But she also says that she doesn't own Star Wars whatsoever.

Coach Jennings: Um, on with the story!

XxX

Coree Williams is weird. There is no doubt about it.

She actually has a black belt (or wishes she did), she can do a mimicry of any birdcall on the planet (perfectly), and is a total Star Wars geek. (This is absolutely true.)

So one day she decided to mess around with the Star Wars universe. She and her pet dragon,Roy, decided to go and make a Wii controller that could control all of the Star Wars plot, characters, and theme.

And, yes, the rumors are mostly true.

However, the one where she tried to control Wes Janson to fly onto the Death Star, and run up and down the PA system room with all the comms going and screaming "Luke Skywalker is gay!" is completely false. He did this of his own accord.

But a little before that is her story, well, before the Wii controller, of how she got mixed up in the whole thing and how the whole Star Wars universe had the most interesting thing happen since the invention of the hyperdrive, and the invention of sliced bread on the Outer Rim planet of Earth.

XxX

Coree faced the track ahead of her and nudged her best and only friend Tatiana Rovanil.

"Think you can make it?"

Tatiana looked at it dubiously.

"I don't know. I stayed up late last night that Clown Wars episode last night."

Tatiana and Coree were what most people call dorks, but Coree and Tatiana glorified in their dorkiness. They glorified in being different.

"I am sooo gonna die," Tatiana groaned.

Coree grinned. "I'll be sure to press charges," she joked.

Tatiana snorted, then started running as the whistle blew.

Coree ran fast, and then she started wondering the differences of different types of pie. She was currently was debating the pros and cons of lemon meringue vs. pumpkin when the whistle blew to go inside.

Then, in the locker room, she got a huge migraine in the locker room, and during lunch her imaginary friends Joe, Schmo, and Mickey (yes, it's a girl's name) told her to do something.

Her headache cleared, and suddenly she knew what to do. Not only would it be so much fun, but it would show up her Social Studies teacher, whom she felt annoyed at for no apparent reason.

She grinned wickedly. This was going to be the greatest moment ever in the history of Oreos!

XxX

There was no doubt about it. The girl simply was a natural.

Coach Jennings turned down the corrider to his office.

I oughtta spar with Hill, he thought. He'll be sure to know what to do about the young'un. I also need a watermelon.

He met Coach Hill at the coach's office.

"I need to spar," he said without preamble. "And a watermelon."

Coach Hill grunted, a man of few words. "All right. Where?"

"The usual. See you in ten minutes. As for the watermelon, Sprout's."

"I'll notify Chasteen. And seriously, come on. You shop at Sprout's? The best place to go is the farmer's market."

"Hill, have I told you what an idiot you are?"

Coach Hill grinned. "Yes, sir! 9,267 times!"

Coach Jennings counted. "Nope, it was 9,342 times!"

Coach Hill scowled. "Shut up!"

Coach Jennings headed to his own office, where he changed into a light tunic and pants. He hadn't had a good spar since August. Actually, August 16th. Why this is important to this story at all is anybody's guess.

He finished clipped his weapon onto his belt, and set off for the woods at a dead run.

WhenJenningsreached the clearing, he tensed. He brought up his weapon just in time to deflect a blow from Chasteen.

"I'm getting rusty," Coach Chasteen, a lean, muscled woman, remarked casually. "I nearly didn't hear you in time."

"Good for you," Hill said sarcastically, as he joined the fight, back from getting the watermelon, which was discarded temporarily.

The spar continued until they all were breathing heavily, and they ended it with a slight bow, and powered down their weapons.

Coach Jennings shook the sweat out of his eyes, reclipped his weapon, and laid his hands on its hilt.

The hilt of a lightsaber.

And he took a bite out of the watermelon without even cutting it, which is gross and random and makes your narrator think he must have really, really strong teeth.

And then, his whole world turned upside-down. Literally.

XxX

Coach Chasteen: reads note again Knight will not continue unless she gets 100 reviews.

Knight yells at her from some part of the Antarctic.

Coach Chasteen: rolls eyes Whatever ya say, kid. Knight says she will continue no matter what, but she also would really like reviews, because it is her first time. Happy, kid?

Coaches Hill and Jennings: So review!

Coach Jennings: Especially if you want to guess what Coree is planning!