Okay, this is the last one-shot I'll do for a while. XD I'll lock up my plot bunnies.
T! M! N! T! Does not belong to me!
Dear Raphael,
Hey, it's me. You know…
We met on that boat last week.
How've you been since then?
Remember later?
I got all of you pizza.
Let's do that again.
Real soon.
TMNTNMT
Dear Raphael,
Hey! It's been a month
since I last saw your cute face.
How's life working out?
Me? I'm fine. I can't
find a job for a girl like
me. There's none about.
I'll look again this afternoon.
TMNTNMT
Dear Raphael,
Today is special.
We've known each other for a
year. Isn't that neat?
You aren't replying
to my letters. Why? You busy?
Tomorrow, let's meet.
At your place.
TMNTNMT
Dear Raphael,
I knocked on your door.
A turtle answered. I stood,
foot scuffing the floor.
I heard someone who
sounded like you say something.
Then he closed the door.
In my face.
TMNTNMT
Dear Raphael,
Why don't you like me?
I thought you loved me! I… I
expected better.
What can I do to
earn your attention? I know!
I'll join the Shredder.
To stop me, you must prove your love.
TMNTNMT
Dear Raphael,
YOU FAT UGLY JERK!
SCREW YOU! SCREW YOUR OBESE FACE!
YOU CAN DIE ALONE!
UNLOVED TWAT, WHEN YOU
ARE ALONE AND DEPRESSED, DROP
BY THE TECHNODROME.
So I can laugh.
Not yours,
Mona Lisa.
PS By the way, your jokes were never funny.