Supernatural Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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The last several days had not been kind to the Pines family. A demon had killed their mom and burned their house to the ground. They'd driven all the way out to 'gravity falls'...and now their dad was arguing with their great uncle-

"Look, I get that your upset- "UPSET!? I drive all the way down here to find my uncle-in-law, my mentor, my friend, the man who introduced me to Mary in the first place, the man who was the best-man at my wedding. So that he can help me find and kill the demon that took my wife from me...instead I find a two bit con-man stealing his identity and that he's been dead for 10 years!"

HE'S NOT DEAD! Shouted Stan. "I will bring him back!" He asserted. John Pines simply rubbed his temples. "You say you need the other two of Ford's journals to make this portal work?" He asked.

Stan sighed. "Yes...I don't where they are except that their hidden in Gravity Falls."

John groans. "They might as well be on the moon then!" He asserts exasperated. Stan gives him a weird look. "Why? Also, while were on the subject...why aren't their more Hunters around here? You'd think they'd come here in droves." He asked confused.

John sighs. "Because 'Gravity Falls' is 'no-man's land' for Hunters. We only come here when we want to die. Ford is a legend among Hunters for not only being the only Hunter to survive coming here, but also being the only Hunter to successfully live here as well!"

Despite the situation, Stan couldn't help but be impressed by his brothers accomplishments.

John shook his head. "Look...forget that for the moment. To get past our homes defenses, we must be dealing with a high-level demon. So it's imperative I immediately pick up the demons trail and put a bullet in it's head." Says John as he pulls out yet another of his mentors accomplishments.

Ford not only found the lost Demon-killing gun of Samuel Colt...but figured out how to copy it! He ushered in a golden age for hunters! Demons were being killed left and right!..Which made it all the more important to get him back, he jealously guarded the secret of how to reproduce the gun to himself. They'd stockpiled enough to last many years...But eventually they'd run out.

John shook that worry from his head. One thing at a time john. For now, just focus on avenging Mary.

He turns back to Stan. "In the meantime, I'll need you to look after the kids. With Fords defenses, this place is the safest place on earth."

Stan looks hesitant but nods. John nods back. He kneels down to kiss his 5-year old daughter Mabel. "Be safe sweetie." He turns to Dipper and affectionately ruffles his hair. "You watch over your sister, you hear? Do whatever it takes." Dipper brushes away a tear, but nods.

Mabel glares. "Why didn't you ask me to protect him? That's kinda sexist dad!" She points out irritated. John can't help but chuckle.

"Sorry sweetie, force of habit. Girls might not need our protection, but we guys feel like we have to give it regardless...we just love you all so much." He says as he leaves...

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BOOM!

John swerved his car and stared back in horror...where Gravity Falls had been was now a giant crater! Thoughts of his children filled his head as he ran toward the crater in horror...as he gazed at where the small town had been, he heard a scratching sound behind him-

He turned around and saw a creature wearing a business suite and no face-

BANG!

John watched in disbelief as the creature was unaffected by the colts bullet. It turned around and glared at him. "Do you mind? I'm busy mind-screwing with Crackpots."

It was then John saw what it was doing. It was repeatedly carving the word 'Croatoan' into the nearby trees. John glared at it. "What have you done to my family!?" He demanded.

The creature chuckled. "Relax, I just teleported it to another part of the planet...Oh, and made it invisible to everyone on the outside and inescapable from inside. They're safe...for now." Before John could say anything- "I'm not coming back to this story." Said the creature (somehow) smirking before vanishing. Leaving behind a very distraught and confused John...

...7 years later...

CRACK!

A large crack appears in the air on the edge of the shanghaied town of Gravity Falls. The crack then shatters completely, allowing John in.

After all these years...I'm back. Thought John as he double-checked his guns and equipment to make sure it was all in working order.

His friend Bobby Singer renowned Demonologist; was next to come in. He takes a look around and shakes his head. "Unbelievable...we searched the Rainforest, Antarctica, the Sahara, the Himalaya's- Hell, we even re-discovered and searched Atlantis...And it was in Hoboken, New Jersey this whole time!?"

"Never mind that, the important thing is that were here now." Said Missouri Moseley. A true psychic who occasionally helped out Hunters.

Next came Daniel Elkins. Together he and Ford drove the entire vampire specise to extinction.

William Anthony Harvelle came next...they'd been on bad terms since he nearly got him killed at Devil's Gate Resevoir. Thankfully, Ford's patened scuff-proof salt prevented what could've been a full on disaster...still things had been tense between them. William made it very clear he was only helping him 'from one father who loves his kids to another'. Which he was thankful for...he sorta wished he hadn't brought his wife along(she was even more frosty toward him)...still, it was nice to have an extra set of guns on hand regardless.

His friends Pastor Jim and Caleb were next...then came Gordon Walker. John really hadn't wanted to bring him along...True, he was highly skilled...But his methods and reputation were...Disturbing, to say the least. Unfortuantely, competent Hunters that were crazy enough to go to Gravity Falls were in short supplies. And he needed all the help he could get...

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"What do you mean it wasn't made by human hands?" John asked Missouri when they got to the Shack. Missouri frowns. "The defenses...they've been upgraded...but not by humans. Missouri's frown deepens. "It's not just that...there are things in the house...three beings of great power...One feels similar to the one that killed Mary...and it's the weakest of the three!"

Having heard enough, the hunters quickly run inside. They slowly spread ou through the front room and-

A door nearby slams open. "Yo Mabel! Where's the soda, I- The teenage red-head demon paused and paled at the sight of multiple Hunters armed to the teeth.

Oh, Cra-

BANG!

GAH!

Screamed the Demon as she took a Colt bullet to the head...which began to work it's way out as the wound healed. GAH! OW WHA- OW! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!? Screamed the Demon.

"How are not dead?" Asked John horrified and surprised. The demon rolled her eye's. If you must know; I'm part of a new generation of demons hybridized with humans to combat the sudden escalation of Demons killed by those dawm Colts! OW! MAN THAT HURTS!" Shouts the demon as the bullet falls out completely.

Gordon steped forward. "Let's see how many you can take then!" He shouts as he raises his colt-

STOP! DON'T KILL HER! Suddenly the demon was being guarded by a little blonde girl, a teenage girl with purple hair and-

"Dipper?!" Exclaimed John in disbelief. Dipper panted as adrenaline surged through him. "Okay, great to see you dad...but I won't let you kill her!"

John couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Son, she's a demon!" "She's my wife!" Exclaimed Dipper right back.

There was a long, awkward pause. "Excuse me?" Asked a baffled John. Dipper sighed. "Wendy's my demon wife...Pacifica is my Fallen Angel wife." The blonde girl curtsies. "And Tambry is my Leviathin wife." Tambry briefly looks up from her phone and gives a lazy wave.

And even longer silence reigned...until- BAH! HA! HA! Laughed Elkins as he slaps John on the back. "He might be your son, but he definetly takes after Fod! This is just the sort of thing he'd get mixed into!" He exclaims playfully.

John just stared at him blankly...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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