Authors Note- Kill-Bill is back- and he has a music career! Wack, yo. In this one, he lampoons The Teletubbies, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder and The Tweenies! Disclaimer- Go and watch The Teletubbies. Unless they're blasting each other with machine guns, I don't own them yet. I do own Kill-Bill. Mine no touchie. I don't own any other childrens TV characters.

WITHOUT ME (by Eminem)
Guess who's back, back again

Kill-Bill's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back...

Verse 1:

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

See Lala no more they want Kill-Bill

I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Kill-Bill, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of Tubby Custard mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the TV repair shop

By the man when I'm not cooperating

When I'm smashing my screen while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and decapitating I know you got a job Ms. Simpson

But your husband's weight problems complicating!

So the BBC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on kids TV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, gun on your lips

fuck that blood on your lips and some on your kids

And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DIPSY!

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Big Bird

They start feeling like TV is helpless,

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells DIE!

A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

Pollutin' the small screen a rebel

So let me just revel and bask,

In the fact that I got everyone runnin' away from my ass

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my screen you ask for me?

Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna

Turn it on and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids eyes and nesting

Testing "Attention Please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus 2x)

Verse 3:

A tisk-it a task-it,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t

Bob the Builder, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Tweenies bastards,

And Kermit, you can get shot by hermits

You 34 year old green headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old

Let go, it's over, nobody watches frogs now

Now lets go, just give me the signal

I will be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Bob turned himself into a rock star

But sometimes the shit just seems,

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this means I'm disgusting,

But its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Miss Piggy

To use kids TV so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works

20 million other anti-teletubbies emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

(Chorus 2x)

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"Kids!"