Another terrifying day at Hueco Mundo as always...
*Aizen* Alright Grimmjow this is a very important mission so don`t screw up. Got it?
*Grimmjow* Got it.
*Aizen* Good. Get it done quickly.
*Grimmjow* You know i will. *Vanishes*
*Aizen* Rangiku, today is not your day. Hehe. I am so damn evil. Wich is propably why the Soul Reapers hate me so much. *Lauhgs*
*At Soul Society*
*Everyone is still asleep. Grimmjow sneaks in Rangiku`s room and quickly steals all of her most favourite Yaoi magazines and leaves her not-favourite ones and vanishes*
*In the morning*
*Rangiku screaming* IT`S HAPPEND! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!
*Rangiku walks around in circles* Omg omg omg omg. This is soo not my day.
*Yoruichi and Rukia run in the hangout room*
*Rukia* What is all the screaming about?
*Yoruichi* Did you lose something?
*Rangiku* Did i lose something, she asks. What does it look like! Of course i lost something!
*Rukia* Just tell us already.
*Rangiku* Remember when i said if one day i woke up and found out that my Yaoi magazines were stolen and then you said the world would come to an end?
*Rukia* Yes..? Why.
*Rangiku* Guess what. Today is that day. *Says it in a creepy voice*
*Rukia* Oh great... *Slowly backs away* Just try to stay calm.
*Rangiku* Stay calm? Stay calm? How can i stay calm when my Yaoi magazines have been stolen from me! Think woman, think!
*Yoruichi* Oh dear. Everybody get outta here before you die!
*Yama* Why?
*Rangiku* Someone stole my Yaoi magazines.
*Yama* Bye. *Runs away* Everybody run for your lives!
*Everyone runs out screaming like crazy lunatics*
*Rukia*...Well at least everyone`s safe now.
*Ichigo* What`s up?
*Renji* Yeah, we just saw Yammamoto running like Flash...for the first time.
*Rukia* Do you guys know who stole Rangiku`s Yaoi magazines?
*Ichigo and Renji look at eatchother* No.
*Rangiku* I am about to explode! *Chokes them both* Tell me or i will kil you.
*Rukia* Take it easy on Renji though. Lol.
*Yoruichi comes back with some of Rangiku`s Yaoi magazines* Hey look. They didn`t steal all of Rangiku`s Yaoi magazines.
*Rangiku* Oh please. They didn`t steal those cuz they know those are not my favourites. *Starts biting nails* I want my Yaoi, damnit!
*Yoruichi* Uh h-here. Read these. *Gives her the leftover magazines*
*Rangiku smacks her with them* No i want my precious ones!
*Rukia* We gotta do someting before she goes completely crazy.
*Rangiku starts scratching the walls* I`m going completely crazy.
*Renji* Oh-oh. Here, have some tea. *Gives her a cup of tea*
*Rangiku accidently breaks the tea cub while holding it*
*Ichigo* Daaamn. I`m out. *Runs*
*Rangiku* Coward get your coward ass back here! *Throws him with rocks* I don`t know how much longer i can go on without my Yaoi.... I`M GOING CRAZY!!!!!! *Grabs a chair and randomly throws it*
*Rukia dodges it* That was close. Hehe. *Turns around and gets hit by a lamp* Maybe not. *Falls on the floor*
*Renji* Wait a minute here, i don`t remember buying a lamp. Where tha heck did that lamp come from?
*Rangiku breaks a glass on Renji`s head and he passes out* Oh Mommy.
*Yoruichi* She`s an animal, i tell you.
*Rangiku* What did you call me? *Throws her with a table*
*Yoruichi dodges it and Rukia gets hit instead while trying to get up*
*Rukia* Crap. *Falls on the floor again*
*Renji gets back up* Geez. You`re a freakin` lunatic.
*Rangiku jumps on his back and grabs hold of his neck* What did you say?
*Renji* Aaaah! Let go of me you crazy witch! *Shakes her off and she falls behind the bar table*
*Glasses breaking*
*Rukia* Damn. She`s crazy.
*Yoruichi* Ya think?
*The glasses are still falling and breaking*
*Renji* Rangiku? Are you alright?
*Rangiku jumps on the bar table while holding a katana sword*
*Renji* HOLY SHIT! Run!!! She`s not kiddin` around,
*Rangiku jumps up in the air like a ninja* Hya! *Tries to strike Yoruichi but she turned into her catform and dodged it just in time*
*Rangiku* Oh shit. *Falls flat on her face* Oof!
*Rukia* Rangiku enough already. Stop it. We did not steal your magazines so stop trying to kill US cuz we are not going anywhere!
*Rangiku grabs a bazuka*
*Rukia* Oookay nevermind. Run!
*Yoruichi* I hear ya. *Runs*
*Renji* I`m too old to die. I mean young.
*Grimmjow appears* Looking for these? *Shows her the Yaoi magazines*
*Rangiku* My magazines.
*Grimmjow* That`s right. I took `em. Me! Grimmjow. And now i`m gonna burn them.
*Rangiku* You do it and you`ll wish you`ve never been born.
*Rukia* Give her back her Yaoi magazines.
*Renji* Yeah man.
*Grimmjow* Nope. I don`t think so. I`ve been victimized and tortured by you and your Yaoi magazines for too long, Rangiku! And now i`m ending it. *Burns them*
*Rangiku falls on her knees* NOOOOOOOO! MY YAOI! Why.
*Grimmjow* You`ll find out sooner or later after all.
*Rangiku points at him* You...burned my precious Yaoi magazines. Now you`re gonna die. *Shoots him with the bazuka*
*Grimmjow* Not yet. *Disappears before the bullet reaches him*
*Yoruichi* They should burn his fucking balls for what he did.
*Renji* Don`t worry Rangiku, he`ll get what he deserves soon enough.
*Rukia* Yeah.
*Rangiku walks away*
*Yoruichi* Poor thing. She`s crushed.
*Rukia* Hmm....maybe not for long.
*Renji* What do you mean?
*Rukia* I know just the thing to get her back on her feet before she can even say 'I wish Grimmjow hadn`t stolen my wonderfull precious hot smexy sexy Yaoi magazines' fifty times in a row Hehe.
*The next day*
*Rangiku* Where are you guys taking me?
*Rukia* Oh nowhere special.
*Rangiku* Then why am i blindfolded?
*Yoruichi* Because we want you to be surprised.
*Rangiku* I thought you said it wasn`t special.
*Renji* Okay we`re here. *Takes off the blindfolds*
*Rangiku* Alright what is...*Rangiku`s eyes are wide open* This is.
*Rukia* Yeah.
*Rangiku* Here`s where they.
*Renji* Yup.
*Rangiku* I think i`m gonna.
*Yoruichi* Nu uh, not untill we go inside. Just hang in there.
*Rukia* Say hello to the birthplace of Yaoi. Yaoi Paradise. This is where they make all the Yaoi videos and magazines. And we really get to see it live. Eek!
*Inside Yaoi Paradise*
*They are filming a new Yaoi video*
*Rangiku* OMFG! Live HOTTNESS. *Drools*
*Rukia has a mayor nosebleed* Uh huh...Smexy!
*Yoruichi* I`m gonna drop dead. *Drools*
*Renji* At least it was watching what you always wanted to watch. Lmao.
*Rukia* So Rangiku...*Sees her passed out on the floor* Yup. She`s back better than ever. *Turns around and sees Yoruichi and Renji blacked out on the floor* Haha. I`m the strongest when it comes to resisting Yaoi. *Sees the hottest part of the film* Perhaps i spoke a little too soon. Ahhh *Passes out*
*Meanwhile at Hueco Mundo*
*Aizen* Grimmjow, you`re back. You finished the job?
*Grimmjow* Of course i did. I burned `em right in front of her. She`s crushed. Trust me.
*Aizen* Haha. That`s great. Now for our fourth victim. Yoruichi. I want Halibel to take care of her.
*Halibel stands up* With pleasure.
*Neliel* You got that right. Lmao.
*Halibel* What is it you want me to do?
*Aizen* I as thinking maybe..hm... You know what, do whatever you like as long as she`s crushed.
*Halibel* I can think of something. Hehe.
To Be Continued...