Edward Elric was peacefully showering when the curtain was suddenly thrown open to reveal a walking palm tree.
"HELLO!!!!"
"AHHHH!!!" Ed freaked out and kicked (literally) Envy out of the bathroom. He slammed and locked the door, his face all different shades of red. "E-Envy! What the HELL do you think you're doing, barging into the bathroom like that?!"
"Aww chibi-chan! That was mean!" pouted Envy. "And besides, it's not like I've never seen you naked befo-Ack!" Ed had hit the green haired pervert over the head with a back scrubber so hard that it broke in half on contact.
"Hentai!" Ed yelled, blushing deeper.
"Itai…That hurt…" Envy whined, rubbing the back of his head. Ed sighed.
"Come on, you." He said, walking back into the bathroom, his emerald haired lover at his heels. "Sit." He pointed at the toilet. The homunculous obeyed. "So was there a reason you burst through the door like a crazy crack addict?"
"Well, if you really wanna know…" he was cut short by a dangerously low growl from behind him. "Er…I mean your brother called!"
"Huh? Really? About what?"
"He wanted to come visit."
"Really? When?"
"Um…Actually he was on the train when he called."
"Well it takes about 30 minutes to get here so I still got time." Ed shrugged.
"Um…About that…He called at about 10."
"Okay, what time is it now?"
"U-Uh…"
"Wait…Weren't you napping earlier?"
"Y-Yeah…"
Suddenly, the realization hit him like a ton of armor. He slowly turned to the clock on the wall.
"Nani?! 10:29!?" He sharply turned to the emerald haired homonculous. If looks could kill…let's just say Ed would be very happy.
"What the hell were you doing this whole time?!"
"Um…Sleeping?" Envy tried to sound apologetic, to no avail.
"Sleeping, eh? I'll show you sleeping!!" he growled. Ed ripped the towel bar off the wall and prepared to beat his boyfriend into a coma with it until…
~Ding Dong~
…The doorbell rang.