I hate being a vampire. it's the most unnatural torture in this crazy as hell world. I read minds damn it! Cool right? NO! I walk around the house with 2 vampires who act like more like sex crazed teens, and have the thoughts to show it! I don't wanna even think about what Carlisle and Esme do with their spare time, and no offense to Alice and Jasper but their physical relationship is just a little on the weird side. But that's not all, theirs those stupid pathetic people that walk the halls at Forks High School with their crazy thoughts.
Did you know Jessica Stanley is having a pregnant scare?
Tyler is afraid of clowns?
Oh and this one is rich, Mike Newton impregnated poor Miss Jessica when he tried to use an extra large condom, turns out the boy should be carrying around an extra small rubber.
I knew the kid wasn't an extra large. When I heard this non sense running through Jessica's scatterbrained thoughts I had to have Rose slap me to stop the large outburst of chuckles. Even Bella knew he wasn't an XL she knew this by looking at his shoe size. Poor boy. Size 9.
"Well doesn't miss Bella Swan look extra sexy today in those tight jeans that hug that booty real nice…man Edwards a lucky man.."
My head snapped towards the source of the unruly thoughts. Mike Newton. I growled I literally growled when I saw his eyes roaming my precious Bella's body.
"Oh damn death glare from the boyfriend better turn around."
I smirked and sighed heavily this is what I go through…every day.
An/ Should I continue this?? I'm not sure.. Please review.
DISCLAIMER- All belongs to Stephanie, if I owned twilight Rob and Taylor would rock the movie shirtless(: