Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis or any of its original characters. Nor do I own or take any credit for the original lyric to "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
This is something completely new for me. I have never tried doing this but I thought it would be a little bit of a laugh. Enjoy!
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Atlantis Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A ZPM in a dead tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Rodney complaints
Seven runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine power failures
Eight Rodney complaints
Seven Runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten emergencies
Nine power failures
Eight Rodney complaints
Seven runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven fallen soldiers
Ten emergencies
Nine power failures
Eight Rodney complaints
Seven runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve gate activations
Eleven fallen soldiers
Ten emergencies
Nine power failures
Eight Rodney complaints
Seven runs with Ronon
Six sparring sessions
Five Genii soldiers
Four wraith stunners
Three Dell laptops
Two P-90s
And a ZPM in a dead tree
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I hope you enjoyed that. As far as the ZPM in a dead tree, Think of the episode "Hide and Seek" when Weir said "Can we please get rid of the 10,000 year old dead plants" that is how I got that idea if anyone was wondering.
Thanks to all who read, I know it's a little late and Christmas is over but I had to write it