Twisted Phineas and Ferb #1

In a small house in the suburb of Danville, UK, there are three children: Candace Flynn, "Phineas" Flynn and "Ferb" Fletcher. Phineas comes from Phillip, which is Phineas's adoptive name. Ferb comes from when Candace called Ferb a freak. Phineas tried to repeat it to show that Candace was joking but ended up saying "freab". This later became Ferb. Candace is 14, and Phineas and Ferb are both 12.

Candace has a friend, Tamika. However, Tamika goes to a small day school in a nearby town called Ragedon Day School. Candace is rivals with a girl named Donna, who also goes to Ragedon. Candace has a crush on Jeremy.

Phineas has a crush on Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. Isabella is one of the most popular girls in school. But she's going out with Chad Wicket, the center of the basketball team. Phineas likes going to school on his home-made hoverboard.

Ferb also goes on his hoverboard. He and Phineas like to tease Candace by calling her "Candy". In response, she calls Phineas "Phin" and Ferb "Fletch". Ferb has a crush on Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, a pupil in Year 9 who is more focused on trying to catch his father than schoolwork or even boys.

One day, Phineas came home with a black eye.

Candace said "Phin, what happened?"

Phineas said "The football team. That's what happened."

Phineas takes a shortcut through the football field to get home. Usually, it's empty but the football team was practicing for the big match coming up. Phineas was dashing through the field during practice.

Ferb said "That's not fair. Wicket's not on the football team. So why was he beating you up?"

Phineas said "Well, Isabella slapped me in the face last week. So he thought it was payback."

Candace said "Well, I do know about Chad Wicket. He's had his share of girls. Last year, I saw him snogging a Year 6. She was underage and was being held by force. Wicket goes for girls who are underage or he knows won't fight back. For a Year 11, Wicket's trouble."

Phineas said "Wait, Wicket's in Year 11?"

Candace said "Yeah, he is. Didn't I just tell you, Phin?"

Phineas said "Wicket told Isabella he was in Year 9, he was on the cricket team and that he liked guitars."

Candace said "You must be kidding. Wicket's a trout. He's been stalking since the Tudor Era!"

The next day…

Phineas was sitting on a bench during break when Isabella shouted "Flynn! What did you do to Chad?"

Chad was standing with a crutch in one arm. His other arm wrapped in a sling and has two black eyes.

Chad said terribly "I'm OK, Iz. No harm done. But this is bad."

Isabella said "Flynn, what did you do to him? Did he decide to get your gang to beat him up?"

Ferb said "For your information, Wicky is a bloke. He deserves those bruises. We didn't do anything.