The Adventures of Mad Dummy and Temmi

by sen whitefox mako red demon

There's more to life than some human kid going through an armada of monsters, take this odd pair for example. The best of friends, although both very strange in their own ways going through the day with all sorts of things happening. A not too bright dog monster and a overly hot tempered mannequin with a knife obsession. What could go wrong? More like what couldn't at this point

1. Night Shift

The Adventures of Mad Dummy and Temmi

Chapter 1-Night Shift

Author Notes: hey guys this is Mako and ho boy...welcome to the madness.

Sen: Do it again! Do it again!

Mako: Sighs... *Raises voice* Hoi~ I'm Temmie!

Sen: CUUUUUUTTEEEEE! Its official...THIS IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES! Never going on hiatus!

Mako: He even wants to make a youtube version of this, have mercy.

Sen: Please if anyone is interested, Help us out! We do not own Undertale.

Mad Dummy: Ohhh how does these two idiots think that we'll do together! I the Amazing Mad Dummy do not need any Stupid lackys!

Temmie: Hoi I'm Temmie! And Temmie loves Dogs residues, have a fun fun time!

3rd P.O.V

It was a nice sunny day, the start of a glorious evening. Mad dummy was well...mad, as always, Temmie was snoozing, a little snot bubble moving in rhythm to her breathing.

So peaceful, so wondrously beautiful. "TEMMIE! WAKE UP!" With a pop the snot bubble broke and the little dog awoke, rubbing her sleepy little eyes, she looks up to her friend. "Oh! Hois~ Morning Mad Dummy!" The dog monster was a a sweet little cutie, but dense as all heck.

While her friend, a mean little mannequin monster was growling at her. "Temmie! You were supposed to open up the temmie shop today!" She was still tired, though she enjoyed her nap.

"But Temmie closed the temmie shop. Sans said Temmie could take a break~" Mad Dummy hated a lot of things, Sans was of course one of those things. Always being lazy and irritating the monster race with those god awful puns.

Temmie was probably the one monster he hated the least. Meaning that Sans manipulating the innocent naive dog was a big no no. "Arg! Stop listening to that stupid skeleton! He doesn't do anything but take breaks!" Speak of the bone man and he shall appear.

"Sup." Temmie waves happily. "Hois!" A grin forever plastered onto his face. "Hey pup whatcha doing." She wags her tail, Mad Dummy getting angrier by the second. "Temmie gonna open up temmie shop now~" He raises an eye socket.

Glancing at the clock. "No point in opening shop now kid, it's the end of the day." Temmie thinks long and hard about this, with the attention span of five seconds. She gasps excited, practically pouncing on Mad Dummy.

"Mad Dummy Mad Dummy! Temmie can open up nighttime Temmie Shop!" She swivels her head towards the skeleton. "Will Sans be Temmie's first customer for temmie's night shop?" Eyes sparkling, you'd have to be a heartless flower to say no to her. "Sure kid."

Squealing the little puppy runs towards her shop in temmie village. Mad Dummy grumbling and internally seething. Sans just took a shortcut, walking into the little store. Asking for the cheapest item available.

Poor poor Temmie, she gives him a glass of water. "It's free~ The cheapest thing we have!" He finishes it in one gulp, petting her on the head, making her giggle. "Good job Tem. Keep pup the good work~" Smirking one last time at Mad Dummy he teleports away.

"Grr Temmie! You were supposed to sell stuff not give things away!" She tilts her head. "But Sans said he wanted the cheapest thing in stock, so Temmie gave him water, which is cheapest. Temmie did good and make sale~" She didn't understand.

And he groaned giving up, but then realized, the annoying sack of bones made an absolutely terrible pun. "GRRAAAAAAAARRRRR DSIOKKICHWTI TIOKS TC+ DJOFJLZCM OTW+)%!" He exploded, all of his pent up anger exploded.

Causing his dummy body to separate and bounce along the walls and cieling of the store. "Uh oh...Mad Dummy is Mad again. *Yawn* Temmie is ready for bed now." She curls up into herself. "TEMMIE! STOP BEING SO STUPID AND WAKE UP! YOU HAVE TO SELL STUFF STILL!"

The end ^_^

MD(Mad Dummy): And that ends the first chapter of Mad Dummy and-

Temmie: *waits five seconds* Hoi I'm Temmie~

MD: Temmie! You're late with our outro!

Tem: Sowwy Mad Dummy! Temmie still sleepy.

MD: GAHH! You've slept more than enough! That stupid skeleton is a bad influence on you! Now what do you say to the humans reading this?

Tem: Humans? Ohhhh Humans are sooo cuuuute~ Too bad Temmie is allergic *Breaks out in hives*

MD: NO you are not allergic, that's the other idiot Temmie! You're fine!

Tem: *Hives disappear* Yays! Oh and Temmie thinks people should fav/follow/review if they like this story. Right?! Did Temmie say it right? Did Temmie do good?

MD: Yes Temmie you did very good. Now humans...READ READ READ!

Mako: Lol they've taken over the author notes.

Sen: Everyone remember to post ideas for this series!