AN: This is an oldie I fixed up and reposted.
I don't own "Jurassic Park."
As I sit upon my toilet seat
Contemplating death
The mighty lizard gives a roar
I feel it's toxic breath
As I sit upon my toilet seat
Thinking of all I've hurt
The crooks that walked, the people sued
The files full of dirt
Who defends the blood-sucking lawyer
Caught with his pants a'down?
When Fate and Justice finally join
To greet him with a dino's frown
As I sit upon my toilet seat
Now the one on trail
My crimes are plain, my chances a'drained
By Karma's Jurassic smile
As I sit upon my toilet set
Knowing the end is near
I release a crap
Just a tiny one
Mostly out of fear
I accept my fate this peaceful night
My tomb this shitty john
The T-rex lunges, plunges and roars,
And with one bite
I'm gone