MatPat stared deeply into the eyes of his lover.
"JonTron, do you love me?" he whispered softly.
"Of course I do, my beautiful flower," JonTron replied, his voice equally soft.
MatPat leaned in closer, remembering fleetingly how they had fallen in love.
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Matthew Patrick and his wife, Stephanie, had just finished streaming their 300th GTLive episode. Ahhhh, memories.
It was just them discussing a picture. Jason's Headshot. He drew too much inspiration from the Whack Your Boss games, and MatPat's leg still wasn't completely finished healing. Hitman Theory Live.
Anyways, MatPat looked around their kitchen, and noticed a beautiful man sitting on their counter.
MatPat froze. Of course he recognized the original game grump. Stephanie was grumpy while playing certain games (i.e. platformers), but she had nothing on this beefcake, nay, peach.
MatPat was so busy imagining waking up to his mess of hair and angelic face that he barely realized that Jon was trying to talk.
"…so I had to come visit you." said JonTron, blushing lightly.
Hardly able to think, MatPat's legs took over, bringing him closer to the man.
He picked up the tiny body and brought it to his face for a deep kiss as Stephanie looked into the kitchen to see the unusual sight of her husband kissing fresh produce. She exchanged a glance with Ronnie (who had replaced Jason), and walked into their room to go to sleep.
"See you, broski," said Ronnie as he exited. "Put that peach back in the fridge when you're done with it."
MatPat barely heard what Ronnie said, however, as he looked for a knife to carve a hole into the peach.
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"Is he still on about that?" said the original JonTron, leaning on the wall next to Steph.
"Yep. Come on." Steph said, walking to the room she once shared with MatPat. Looking back one last time, JonTron shook his head slightly, and joined her. It was time for his livestream.
A/N: I honestly ship StephPat way too hard to enjoy this completely, but the Asagao streams inspired me. Oh, and Drapple fanfics, too. Oh, well. Enjoy.