One day steven was sitting in his chair trying to strangle his plush toy mc bear bear when he had an idea so he runned down to the crystal gems and said "HEY GUYS WANNA GO BOWLING" then pearl said "Whats a bowling steven?" then amethyst said "pearl you stupid dummy bowling is a sport" then garnet said "ok steven!" then steven said "great lets go get lapis lazuli and peridot!" then they said "ok steven" then they walked over to greg and said "hey greg!" said amethyst "oh hi amethyst! and hi schnooballl!" said greg to amethyst and steven. "hey greg can we borrow your van" asks garnet "ok" said greg then the gems took the van and ran away "WAIT I LIVE IN THERE" says greg but they all already ran away. "oh man" said greg so now hes very sad.
steven and the gang arrive at the barn and say "hey peridot lapis want to go bowling with us" says steven. "okay steven" says lapis. "Whats a bowling?" says Peridot. "Peridot you stupid bowling is a sport!" says amethyst. "well okay" says peridot in response. So they all use their superpowers to jump at "Beach City Bowling".
"So excited!" says Steven, who jumps up and falls down on his face. "Steven you dumb idiot stop doing that its not like you have floating powers" says Garnet. "Shut up Garnet you stupid twosion!" says Steven, super mad at garnet. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROARRRRRRRRRRRRR" yells Garnet in rage, and splits apart into Ruby and Sapphire. "STEVEN WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!" says Ruby super mad so she burns the floor. "my future vision tells me you will die" says Sapphire. "YEAH!" says Ruby looking at Steven. "no you" says Sapphire. "Wait WHAT" says ruby but suddenly the ground she's standing on sinks due to the heat and ruby falls into the earth's core and melts. "OH NO GARNET IS DEAD!" says steven. "NO THIS IS A GOOD THING STEVEN NOBODY LIKED GARNET ANYWAYS SHE'S TOO STRICT AND EDGY" yells Pearl. "YEAH" said amethyst so happy. "THATS RIGHT I HATED THE PERMAFUSION" yells Peridot. "whatever" says Lapis. Sapphire cries. Then they entered the bowling place.