Not what you think
Fandom: Inception
Pairings: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Arthur couldn't believe what he was hearing. Standing outside his apartment - the noises were unmistakable. Moaning. That was definitely Eames, moaning on the other side of the door. He opened it and went inside, still in shock. The gun he had shoved into the back of his pants was suddenly very heavy there so he took it out. Careful not to make a sound as he walked down the hall. Following the increasingly louder groaning and heavy breathing.
"Mm, that's good." Eames sighed. Arthur raised an eye brow when he heard Eames laugh. It wasn't that Eames wasn't the type to cheat. It was kind of his job to do that. It was just that they had agreed to be exclusive to one another just a few days ago. Arthur knew that old habits died hard but to break that promise so soon - and in his home? It's like he wanted to get caught. As he continued towards the living room he found Eames' shoes, pants and shirt strewn on the floor.
"Bastard." Arthur hissed to himself as he took the safety off his gun. His anger rising to a boiling point. He stood there by the wall that concealed the living room where Eames could be heard smacking and moaning. He looked at his gun for a moment. Was he really going to kill Eames for cheating? No. Confrontation first. Killing second. Possible disposal of two corpses later. Arthur set his gun down on the table before rounding the corner. "What the hell are you doing!" he yelled as he entered the room. The site before he caught him by surprise.
There sat Eames on the couch, alone. His legs were spread over the foot rest. His toes wiggling gleefully. He looked like he had been caught in the middle of doing something naughty but all he had in his hands was a sandwich. A rather large, sub-sandwich. And from the looks of it a very large bite of it was filling up his cheeks. When Arthur put two and two together he covered his mouth with both hands and laughed.
Eames continued to stare at him but kept chewing. The more Arthur observed him the funnier it became. Here was a grown man, eating a sandwich in his underwear, in the middle of the day. From the sound coming from the TV he was watching cartoons.
"What's so funny?" Eames asked as he swallowed. He took another bite and Arthur noticed the euphoric look that washed over his face as he ate. His eyes fluttered shut for a second and his toes curled.
"Nothing." Arthur said as he kicked off his shoes. "Good sandwich?"
"Oh yeah." Eames answered enthusiastically. "I haven't eaten since yesterday. Went down to the deli and they had honey ham and gouda." He took another bite. "Mm...mustard and black olives. I'm in heaven right now." Arthur snorted as he sat down next to him on the couch.
"I think I love you." Arthur said.
"Me too, darling...wanna a bite?" Eames offered.
"Yeah." Arthur leaned over and took one...it really was a good sandwich.
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Author's note: Just something silly I thought of when I was eating a sandwich - I was in fact doing the same thing as Eames. I like food