A side little bit of ridiculousness from Dawningverse. This is set maybe a month or two after the original Dawning fic. This is meant to be chat from a certain insanely popular MMORPG, but forgive any errors in formatting or suchlike, as I've never actually played said game. If anyone DOES play (thanks empty_geas, for the offer of Warcrack betaing! :D) and wants to give me pointers on how it could be formatted to look more authentic, by all means.
All this said, if you HAVEN'T read Dawning, you most certainly won't get most of the joke here. :P
Also, thanks SO much to everyone who's reviewed, favorited, and authorlerted me. I'm having so much fun writing in this fandom, and it's mostly because of your encouragement. :D
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[Guild] [NotDedYet]: hey, all!
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: sup.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Hey.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: Yo.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: DED. DUDE.
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: huh?
[Guild] [TammerLin]: i have very srs question for you. VERY srs. TOTAL srs.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: she's been hyper all nigth.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: yah careful i think she's been hittin' the bull
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Raid in 10, guys.
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: o...kay?
[Guild] [TammerLin]: ded. question. v srs question, and I want you to answer it very srsly. :|
[Guild] [TammerLin]: we can handle the truth. I promise.
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: ...okay?
[Guild] [TammerLin]: Are you or are you not a giant space robot?
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: …
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: …whut?
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: ...oh ffs, Tam.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: I am for srs!
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: tam, hon, did you miss a pill or three over the weekend or something?
[SkyNetLegion is now online.]
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Hi, Legion.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: hey, legion, thanks for the save that other night.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: no! I am srs! see, i was listening to this podcaster i listen to. he plays some amazing trance stuff. anyway. dude was having an interview with one of the space aliens, an Autobot.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: ...are they the good ones or the bad ones? I can't ever remember.
[Guild] [SkyNetLegion]: You're welcome, Scoob.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: oh come on, can't you tell just by the names? i mean, decepticon? just SOUNDS evil.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: tho i dunno, anything with 'bot' in it sounds vaguely menacing, too.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: that's because you're weird, scoob. embrace the bots.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: i think i read a fanfic like that once.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: Good ones! His name was Jazz, and evidently he composes! makes some BITCHIN' electro, and they were talking about making music and stuff.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: i definitely read a fanfic like this once.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: tam, this sounds like a hoax. seriously.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: LEMME FINISH. BUT I recognized the name, so I youtubed it and came up with this.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: wow, that's crappy quality.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: some reporter did it with her iphone
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: ...okay, so all that that proves is that there IS an actual Autobot named Jazz.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: not that your podcaster wasn't havin' you all on.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: FORGET THAT. Just listen to that vid, and here, here's the podcast interview. Check out around 3:30.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Raid? Anyone? Bueller?
[Guild] [TammerLin]: LISTEN. DOES THIS OR DOES THIS NOT SOUND LIKE DED?
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: ...maybe.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: ...sounds like about five guys I know, really.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Tam, seriously, just because Ded's got a deep voice and the same accent does not mean he's a giant robot alien.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: yeah, c'mon tam, why would an autobot hang out here?
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: i dunno, if i were a giant alien space robot, maybe i'd get bored.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: ladjfl;sadf see YES, jazz said the same thing about music, and he'd even MENTIONED that he'd taken up composing earth music when he'd been hurt and laid up for a long while and kinda...read the whole internet.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: ...hey, ded, didn't you mention awhile back that you'd gotten hurt? ;P
[Guild] [TammerLin]: dude, you're right! and he's on all the time! NEVER SLEEPS. LIKE A ROBOT.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Tam, cut out the shout.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: or a plain old BOT. srsly, ded, you're gonna get yourself banned one of these days.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: SORRY. sorry. i am so for srs. ded come on, fess up, autobot jazz, y/n?
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: you got me, tam, i'm totally a giant alien space robot.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: HAH. I KNEW IT!
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Ded, don't encourage her. Tam, ffs. Like an Autobot would really be wasting his time hanging around with us when there's important shit to do. They're busy protecting the planet. Also and more importantly: RAID.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: i dunno, man, i bet those aliens can multitask like a mofo. i mean...super advanced cybernetics? dude, can you imagine the processing required to even RUN that shit?
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: geek much? :P
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: long and hard, baby. but really, who says they couldn't run some instances while saving the planet if they wanted to?
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: maybe it's all zen for them.
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: -_- raiding is many things, but 'zen' is not one of them.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: aw...were you really kidding, ded? ._.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: why don't we ask legion? you two know each other irl, right?
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: hey, legion's on all the time, too...
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Fine. Legion...is Ded a giant alien space robot?
[Guild] [SkyNetLegion]: ...yes. Though he's not currently in space.
[Guild] [SkyNetLegion]: I, however, am. I am currently floating around in orbit, tapped into a communications satellite.
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: pffffftlolz
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: ...did legion just make a joke? jfc legion just made a joke!
[Guild] [TammerLin]: ok now you guys're just making fun of me. :(((
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: dol. srsly. dol.
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: :hugs everyone!:
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: oh! legion, could you resend me that tank spec chart you made? my server went down like a ten dollar whore and i lost it. :((
[Guild] [DarkmistHive]: so how DOES a ten dollar whore go down, scoob?
[Guild] [Scooblebrox]: very badly, mist. veeeery badly.
[Guild] [TammerLin]: ._. ok, ok, maybe it was the three red bulls talking, but srsly, you sound a LOT like him, ded.
[Guild] [NotDedYet]: aw, s'okay. you're right.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Guys. Raid. Seriously, i gotta go to work tomorrow.
[Guild] [TorianaHana]: Anyone not in in the next minute, I'm pulling your shit from the vault and giving it to a noob.
[NotDedYet] whispers: You are evil. :D
[SkyNetLegion] whispers: I am a Decepticon.
[SkyNetLegion] whispers: Even our name is evil. :D
[NotDedYet] whispers: Don't I know it! :P