Hey,
Just a short little oneshot about Hades, Persephone & Demeter. R&R please! :D
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING except my ideas. Not until I take over the world, that is. Once I achieve World Domination, I WILL own PJO. But not yet. Unfortunately.
Hades & Persephone were sitting idly on their thrones, chatting in the throne room of Hades' palace. But of course, their peace was interrupted by Demeter, goddess of the harvest.
The goddess burst in the room, armed with bowls, spoons, and a box of...cereal. The horrifying, terrible breakfast food! "I GOT IT!" Demeter screeched at the top of her lungs. "The brand new Special K is out! I am holding the legacy of cereal! The proof of the glory to come!"
Hades gave Persephone a look like 'is this lady really your mother?'. Persephone sighed. She really, really, wished she had a different mother. Why couldn't she have Athena, or even Aphrodite, as her parent? But no, she was stuck with the cereal eating maniac of a goddess, Demeter.
"Now, mother," Persephone said reasonably. "I'm sure it's very exciting that there is some new cereal out. Why don't you go share the news with the other Olympians on Olympus?" she suggested.
Demeter narrowed her eyes at her daughter. "I won't," she declared, sounding like a pouting child. "The other Olympians have no respect for nutritious, healthy food. Besides, I want you to share the glory of cereal, like a proper daughter of mine."
Persephone sighed again, slumping down in her throne. "Of course Demeter, whatever you say Demeter, let us eat your disgusting slop, Demeter." she muttered under her breath. She and Hades exchanged exasperated glances again, as Demeter busied herself pouring milk and cereal into bowls. This was going to be a long night.