Cartman: Hey. I'm Cartman, and you're ugly.

Stan: Cartman! That's mean! By the way, I'm Stan, and I don't think you're ugly at all.

Wendy: *slaps* I'm Wendy, and I think you're hideous.

Stan: I mean, um…

Kenny: Mfff! Mph!

Kyle: Kenny! What does that even mean?

Bebe: It means, um… I'd better not tell you, Kyle.

Mr. Garrison: Yes, Kyle, it means, um… it means… well, we'd better not tell, eh, Mr. Hat?

Kyle: Anyways, I'm Kyle.

Cartman: Fuckin' Jew.

Mr. Garrison: Watch your mouth, young man!

Mr. Hat: Yeah! Geez! Young un's these days… why, when I was your age, we had to walk to school uphill both ways, across Africa, with the sun on our backs through wild snowstorms, and our teacher was Satan!

Henrietta: He still is.

Stan: Ahem. As Kyle, my bestest friend, was saying, we're here to answer any questions, whether they be dares, embarrassing moments, or otherwise. Just fill this out:

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Question/Dare:

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and post it in reviews or PM it to FighterNotALover!

Clyde: Can I ask why the Goths are such conformists?

Vamps: Yeah!

Firkle: *drags vamp's carcass from room* Anywhoo, ask away. We can't wait. You can ask as many questions as you want.

Butters: Bye now, friend!

Cartman: Hasta la vista, Jew.

Kyle: Cartman!

Kenny: MPHMPHMFFFFF

Stan: Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: Boys. Stop being such little assholes

Mr. Hat: Mr. Garrison!