Totally Twisted Fairy Tales
By CindyVortex (Jessie)
Author Note: Yes, what a surprise, I don't own ANY of these characters! So don't sue me, cause I make no money off this!
Episode 01: Cindyella
Once upon a time … blah blah blah …. There was a girl named Cindy Vortex … but everyone called her Cindyella, I dunno why, they just did. Any way … and she had two mean step sisters named Zimelda and Angelica.
Angelica: There is no possible way I'm related to him, I mean her! * points to Zim *.
Zim: And why do I have to wear this, AND my human costume!
Cindy: How do you think I feel?
Cindyvortex (Jessie): Excuse me! Who's the writer of this story?
Angie, Zim and Cindy: You are Jessie * the three glare *.
Jessie: * smiles * Better, now I expect this to be the most perfect, most mixed up, most twisted and wacky fairy tale example of Cinderella I've ever seen. Got it?
Zim, Angie and Cindy: Yes Jessie.
Jessie: OK, as I was saying ….
The two step sisters were really mean to Cindyella.
Angelica: (bored) Yeah yeah … do the dishes what ever.
Zim: Bow to me, puny human! You shall my human slave for that forever thingy!
Cindy: * rolls eyes * Zim! Your doing it again!
Zim: What!?!
Jessie: The alien thing!
Zim: Oh, sorry.
Jessie: Anyway …
Cindyella obeyed her evil stepsisters, even though they were wicked and mean.
Angelica: You wana see mean? You haven't seen me mean!
Jessie: * sigh * Ok, YOU guys tell the story, leave me outta this!
Zim: Wait Jessie! We're sorry!
Cindy: * whispers * Yeah right.
Jessie: No, no, you guys gotta do this yourselves!
Angelica: Oh, whatever! This will be easy … right?
Jessie: You'll see. * Jessie sits back and watches in her comfortable seat *.
Cindy: Ok, lets start from where Jessie left off.
Angelica: But who's going to be the narriator?
Zim: What about Dib?
Cindy: Ok.
Dib: Alright, I'll do it
The wicked stepsisters, Angelica, who is really a little baby, and Zimelda who is really an alien invader, who is planning to take over the Earth!
Cindy: Enough with the paranormal stuff!
Dib: Oh sorry.
Jessie: * snickers * Oh yeah, this is going great.
Dib: * sighs * Ok, I'll continue.
So, the wicked "stepsisters" were being all wicked, and the only friends Cindy had was a bunch of little Girs and little Goddards.
One day, a letter came, and it said all the people of the town where invited to Prince Jimmy's birthday party.
Everyone else: BIRTHDAY PARTY???
Dib: Okay, okay, they were all invited to go to a ball so Jimmy could get a girlfriend.
Cindy: * laughing * A girl friend? Jimmy? Yeah right!
Dib: Lets continue, OK???
Anyway, the stepsisters were excited, and so was Cindy, but the step sisters didn't want Cindy to go because she was so beautiful, and they new if she got into a pretty dress, she'd win the Prince's heart over quickly.
Zim: You can't go!
Cindy: Why?
Angelica: Because your ugly, and you still have to finish your chores, and you've got nothing nice to wear anyway!
Cindy: * crys * But I wana go, and your not stopping me!
Zim: Oh yeah?
Dib: Zimelda and Angelica pushed Cindy into the basement and locked it. Then they quickly get their dresses, and dressed, and laughed evily as they drove away to the ball.
Cindy: * sarcastically * Oh no, boo hoo, I can't go to the ball now.
Dib: Suddenly there was a poof, and two things with wings appeared, they were Cosmo and Wanda, the fairy god parents!
Cosmo: Hi yeah kiddo! I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're, YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS! * Words "Fairy Godparents" appear behind them, with streamers, ballons and lights *.
Cindy: Uh, yeah .. why are you here?
Wanda: We want to help you get to the ball!
Cosmo: But you've gotta hurry, Timmy gets angry when we dump him for a fan fiction.
~ * Timmy's House * ~
Timmy: Wanda? Cosmo? Where are you guys? Don't tell me you got another job as a godparent in a fan fiction again! * yelling * WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER PICK ME???
~ * Back to fan fic * ~
Cindy: Ok, I wish for a fancy new outfit, and to have a make over, and to be able to get to the ball.
Cosmo: That'll cost $25.
Cindy: WHAT? Why? You're my fairy godparents! It's all suppose to be free!
Wanda: Fine then .. you can have all that stuff, but it will all ware off at midnight.
Cindy: Why midnight?
Cosmo: I dunno, all I know is that this fan fic would be a whole lot better written if Jessie wrote it!
Jessie: * smiles * Thank you very much!
Cindy: *angrily whispers * Cheap fairy godparents!
Dib: Ok, so Cosmo and Wanda gave Cindy a new dress, and gave her a really nice sports car. When Cindy arrived, she was the star of the ball.
Wanda: Aww… we made her happy!
Timmy: Hey! You guys! I finally found you! Now come on, we've got to get back to Nickelodeon, and this is the last time I let you go into a fan fic without me!
Cosmo: But Timmy, you ARE in the fan fic!
Timmy: Huh? I am? * walks up to screen and waves * Hi mom and dad!
~ * Back to the party * ~
Dib: Ok, we're at the party and Cindy just arrived. Jimmy is bored, until he sees Cindy, he walks up to her.
Jimmy: Uh, wana dance?
Cindy: Sure.
The two have a wonderful time, and Zimelda and Angelica, envy from afar, but still not realizing it was Cindy.
Angelica: The nerve of that girl!
Zim: Yeah! Coming here and stealing our prince!
Angelica: Strange, I think I know her, but I'm not sure from where.
Zim: * whispers * Duh, of course you know her! It's Cindy!
Angelica: I know! But we're not suppose to know that! * steps on Zim's foot *
Zim: OWWWWWWW!!!!!
Dib: Cindy then looked at the clock, realizing it was 11:56 PM! Cindy ran out the door, but her shoe feel off, and she rode her sports car, quickly home. Jimmy ran after her, tripped on her shoe, and picked it up.
Jimmy: I've got to find her! I dunno why, but I have to!
Dib: So Jimmy went to all the houses, and had everyone try on the shoe, but no one could fit it. Then he got to Cindyella's house.
Angelica tried it on, but her foot was WAY to big!
Angelica: Oh zip it Dib! It was only a little big.
Dib: And Zimrelda was about to try it on, but Jimmy refused because Zimelda was too ugly!
Zim: Oh, be quiet, you puny Earthnoid!
Jessie: Earthnoid? This is getting interesting!
Cindy: Can I try it on?
Jimmy: Ok.
Dib: Cindy put on the shoe, and it fit. Then Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy appeared, they transformed Cindy into the beautiful girl she was last night.
Jimmy: It's you! Will you be my girl friend?
Cindy: Sure!
Dib: And they lived happily ever after!
Angelica: See! Told ya it would be easy!
Jessie: Ok, I'll admit it, you guys did pretty good.
Zim: Can I take off this stupid wig now?
Jessie: Sure, stories over.
Dib: Ummm … Jessie, what is suppose to happen to the two stepsisters after Cindy and Jimmy live happily ever after?
Jessie: I dunno … they just have to live with each other for the rest of forever, something like that.
Timmy: Thanks for giving me a part in the story.
Wanda: Like we really had a choice.
Cosmo: Yeah.
Timmy: Sorry I was a little harsh, but you guys are always the popular ones.
Wanda: Like some smart guy once said, "To error is human, to forgive, is fairy."
Cosmo: Who said that?
Jessie: Anyway, what story should I write next?
Cindy: Hmmm … I dunno, but PLEASE don't make me have to dance with Jimmy again! It's was sooo humiliating!
Jessie: * snickers and whispers * Cindy and Jimmy sitting in a tree K.I.S.S …
Jimmy: Ha! Yeah right!
Jessie: Oh yeah, what ever you say.
Angelica: Lets end this already! I have to go home!
Jessie: Alright … bye all! Hope you enjoyed Cindyella! The next TTFT story here will be a take off on Rapunzle, the title will soon be announced. Later days!
Credits:
Written by: Kimi2001
Cast:
NAME ……………... What Character .. The show they are on
Jessie (Kimi2001) … herself ………… no show
Cindy Vortex ……… Cindyella ……… Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Zim ………………... Zimelda ……….. Invader Zim
Angelica Pickles ….. Herself…….…… Rugrats
Cosmo …………….. Himself ……….. The Fairly Odd Parents
Wanda …………….. Herself ………... The Fairly Odd Parents
Timmy …………….. Himself ………. The Fairly Odd Parents
Jimmy Neutron ……. Prince Jimmy … Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Our Favorite Quote From This Story: Dib: And Zimrelda was about to try it on, but Jimmy refused because Zimelda was too ugly!
When you review please:
Tell us what you liked, what you hated, what we should have done, what we should do for Rapunzle, and what was your favorite part. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Kimi2001
"I've always wondered, who is meaner to her peers? Cindy to Jimmy and friends or Angelica to the Rugrats?" ~ Kimi2001 …. Tell me what you think!
By CindyVortex (Jessie)
Author Note: Yes, what a surprise, I don't own ANY of these characters! So don't sue me, cause I make no money off this!
Episode 01: Cindyella
Once upon a time … blah blah blah …. There was a girl named Cindy Vortex … but everyone called her Cindyella, I dunno why, they just did. Any way … and she had two mean step sisters named Zimelda and Angelica.
Angelica: There is no possible way I'm related to him, I mean her! * points to Zim *.
Zim: And why do I have to wear this, AND my human costume!
Cindy: How do you think I feel?
Cindyvortex (Jessie): Excuse me! Who's the writer of this story?
Angie, Zim and Cindy: You are Jessie * the three glare *.
Jessie: * smiles * Better, now I expect this to be the most perfect, most mixed up, most twisted and wacky fairy tale example of Cinderella I've ever seen. Got it?
Zim, Angie and Cindy: Yes Jessie.
Jessie: OK, as I was saying ….
The two step sisters were really mean to Cindyella.
Angelica: (bored) Yeah yeah … do the dishes what ever.
Zim: Bow to me, puny human! You shall my human slave for that forever thingy!
Cindy: * rolls eyes * Zim! Your doing it again!
Zim: What!?!
Jessie: The alien thing!
Zim: Oh, sorry.
Jessie: Anyway …
Cindyella obeyed her evil stepsisters, even though they were wicked and mean.
Angelica: You wana see mean? You haven't seen me mean!
Jessie: * sigh * Ok, YOU guys tell the story, leave me outta this!
Zim: Wait Jessie! We're sorry!
Cindy: * whispers * Yeah right.
Jessie: No, no, you guys gotta do this yourselves!
Angelica: Oh, whatever! This will be easy … right?
Jessie: You'll see. * Jessie sits back and watches in her comfortable seat *.
Cindy: Ok, lets start from where Jessie left off.
Angelica: But who's going to be the narriator?
Zim: What about Dib?
Cindy: Ok.
Dib: Alright, I'll do it
The wicked stepsisters, Angelica, who is really a little baby, and Zimelda who is really an alien invader, who is planning to take over the Earth!
Cindy: Enough with the paranormal stuff!
Dib: Oh sorry.
Jessie: * snickers * Oh yeah, this is going great.
Dib: * sighs * Ok, I'll continue.
So, the wicked "stepsisters" were being all wicked, and the only friends Cindy had was a bunch of little Girs and little Goddards.
One day, a letter came, and it said all the people of the town where invited to Prince Jimmy's birthday party.
Everyone else: BIRTHDAY PARTY???
Dib: Okay, okay, they were all invited to go to a ball so Jimmy could get a girlfriend.
Cindy: * laughing * A girl friend? Jimmy? Yeah right!
Dib: Lets continue, OK???
Anyway, the stepsisters were excited, and so was Cindy, but the step sisters didn't want Cindy to go because she was so beautiful, and they new if she got into a pretty dress, she'd win the Prince's heart over quickly.
Zim: You can't go!
Cindy: Why?
Angelica: Because your ugly, and you still have to finish your chores, and you've got nothing nice to wear anyway!
Cindy: * crys * But I wana go, and your not stopping me!
Zim: Oh yeah?
Dib: Zimelda and Angelica pushed Cindy into the basement and locked it. Then they quickly get their dresses, and dressed, and laughed evily as they drove away to the ball.
Cindy: * sarcastically * Oh no, boo hoo, I can't go to the ball now.
Dib: Suddenly there was a poof, and two things with wings appeared, they were Cosmo and Wanda, the fairy god parents!
Cosmo: Hi yeah kiddo! I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're, YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS! * Words "Fairy Godparents" appear behind them, with streamers, ballons and lights *.
Cindy: Uh, yeah .. why are you here?
Wanda: We want to help you get to the ball!
Cosmo: But you've gotta hurry, Timmy gets angry when we dump him for a fan fiction.
~ * Timmy's House * ~
Timmy: Wanda? Cosmo? Where are you guys? Don't tell me you got another job as a godparent in a fan fiction again! * yelling * WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER PICK ME???
~ * Back to fan fic * ~
Cindy: Ok, I wish for a fancy new outfit, and to have a make over, and to be able to get to the ball.
Cosmo: That'll cost $25.
Cindy: WHAT? Why? You're my fairy godparents! It's all suppose to be free!
Wanda: Fine then .. you can have all that stuff, but it will all ware off at midnight.
Cindy: Why midnight?
Cosmo: I dunno, all I know is that this fan fic would be a whole lot better written if Jessie wrote it!
Jessie: * smiles * Thank you very much!
Cindy: *angrily whispers * Cheap fairy godparents!
Dib: Ok, so Cosmo and Wanda gave Cindy a new dress, and gave her a really nice sports car. When Cindy arrived, she was the star of the ball.
Wanda: Aww… we made her happy!
Timmy: Hey! You guys! I finally found you! Now come on, we've got to get back to Nickelodeon, and this is the last time I let you go into a fan fic without me!
Cosmo: But Timmy, you ARE in the fan fic!
Timmy: Huh? I am? * walks up to screen and waves * Hi mom and dad!
~ * Back to the party * ~
Dib: Ok, we're at the party and Cindy just arrived. Jimmy is bored, until he sees Cindy, he walks up to her.
Jimmy: Uh, wana dance?
Cindy: Sure.
The two have a wonderful time, and Zimelda and Angelica, envy from afar, but still not realizing it was Cindy.
Angelica: The nerve of that girl!
Zim: Yeah! Coming here and stealing our prince!
Angelica: Strange, I think I know her, but I'm not sure from where.
Zim: * whispers * Duh, of course you know her! It's Cindy!
Angelica: I know! But we're not suppose to know that! * steps on Zim's foot *
Zim: OWWWWWWW!!!!!
Dib: Cindy then looked at the clock, realizing it was 11:56 PM! Cindy ran out the door, but her shoe feel off, and she rode her sports car, quickly home. Jimmy ran after her, tripped on her shoe, and picked it up.
Jimmy: I've got to find her! I dunno why, but I have to!
Dib: So Jimmy went to all the houses, and had everyone try on the shoe, but no one could fit it. Then he got to Cindyella's house.
Angelica tried it on, but her foot was WAY to big!
Angelica: Oh zip it Dib! It was only a little big.
Dib: And Zimrelda was about to try it on, but Jimmy refused because Zimelda was too ugly!
Zim: Oh, be quiet, you puny Earthnoid!
Jessie: Earthnoid? This is getting interesting!
Cindy: Can I try it on?
Jimmy: Ok.
Dib: Cindy put on the shoe, and it fit. Then Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy appeared, they transformed Cindy into the beautiful girl she was last night.
Jimmy: It's you! Will you be my girl friend?
Cindy: Sure!
Dib: And they lived happily ever after!
Angelica: See! Told ya it would be easy!
Jessie: Ok, I'll admit it, you guys did pretty good.
Zim: Can I take off this stupid wig now?
Jessie: Sure, stories over.
Dib: Ummm … Jessie, what is suppose to happen to the two stepsisters after Cindy and Jimmy live happily ever after?
Jessie: I dunno … they just have to live with each other for the rest of forever, something like that.
Timmy: Thanks for giving me a part in the story.
Wanda: Like we really had a choice.
Cosmo: Yeah.
Timmy: Sorry I was a little harsh, but you guys are always the popular ones.
Wanda: Like some smart guy once said, "To error is human, to forgive, is fairy."
Cosmo: Who said that?
Jessie: Anyway, what story should I write next?
Cindy: Hmmm … I dunno, but PLEASE don't make me have to dance with Jimmy again! It's was sooo humiliating!
Jessie: * snickers and whispers * Cindy and Jimmy sitting in a tree K.I.S.S …
Jimmy: Ha! Yeah right!
Jessie: Oh yeah, what ever you say.
Angelica: Lets end this already! I have to go home!
Jessie: Alright … bye all! Hope you enjoyed Cindyella! The next TTFT story here will be a take off on Rapunzle, the title will soon be announced. Later days!
Credits:
Written by: Kimi2001
Cast:
NAME ……………... What Character .. The show they are on
Jessie (Kimi2001) … herself ………… no show
Cindy Vortex ……… Cindyella ……… Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Zim ………………... Zimelda ……….. Invader Zim
Angelica Pickles ….. Herself…….…… Rugrats
Cosmo …………….. Himself ……….. The Fairly Odd Parents
Wanda …………….. Herself ………... The Fairly Odd Parents
Timmy …………….. Himself ………. The Fairly Odd Parents
Jimmy Neutron ……. Prince Jimmy … Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Our Favorite Quote From This Story: Dib: And Zimrelda was about to try it on, but Jimmy refused because Zimelda was too ugly!
When you review please:
Tell us what you liked, what you hated, what we should have done, what we should do for Rapunzle, and what was your favorite part. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Kimi2001
"I've always wondered, who is meaner to her peers? Cindy to Jimmy and friends or Angelica to the Rugrats?" ~ Kimi2001 …. Tell me what you think!