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"you guys are very sucessful now... disregaurding the few times you've done something stupid like nathan that time you drank that pink stuff on our camping trip that turned you into a girl... and toki that time you rescued
those cats... i think you guys have come really far so i've gotten you a small treat..." charles the band manager stood in the front of the room looking over the band deathklok. "whatsh didshhh you getshhh us charleshhh."
murderface was always the first to break akward silences. "well i'm so proud of you guys that... i've had made the greatest water park in your honor... we call it the death pool..." an image appeard on the screen behind
charles causing everyone in the band to gasp with alarm. it truly was a great water park with almost 15 slides that go so high up you need to take an elevator just to get up there, and the swimming areas get so deep you
could float a submarine in them.
as the slide show continued to flip through photos of the water park skwisgaar looking on with worry every image clotting in his throut with every new photo that appeared. "the looks fucking great charles when do we
get to go swimming there... when will it open?" another slid went past the had toki confused. "whats is thats dome overs the tops ofs the pools?" toki had noticed that what appeard to be a big glass dome was over to the left with
hot tub in it.
"well toki that dome is... well it um... keeps out nature... yeah thats it... it makes it an indoor pool so you guys can enjoy it all year long." charles looked at the faces of the band. "oh yes and to answer your question
nathan... it is open but only for you guys right now... see in a week it will be open to the public but only after we have made sure the public parts of the pool are safe... you know how bad things have a tendincy to happen
around you guys... we've had to reinforce everything." nathan and pickles exchange a look then return their gaze to the flip show. "heys whats is thats areas there..." skiwsgaar pointed at a slide as a picture of the domed area
slides past only closer veiw now. "that skwisgaar is deathklok personal hot tub jacusy... only you guys will be able to get in... but i've made it to where you can also have a few lady friends in there as well... however you have to
escort them in there..." skwisgaar was frozen in his seat his eyes locked on the screen every image bring back horrible memorys of his childhood. murderface looked at the slides and imagined the pool full of men and women
then suddenly had the greatest idea he could become the greatest prankster ever by pulling jokes on public people. "whatshh are we waiting for letshh go swimingshhh!" murderface called and ran to his room to plot his first
big prank.
deathklok being the only ones at the pool for a week got to test out all the slides and diving things. nathan was surprised by how deep the pool was so he called out to charles. "it's because they allowed scubba diving to
find hidden treasure... which is cleaned and replaced every few days." toki desided to try scubba diving first and had a terrible time trying to get the scubba suit on. meany klokiteers were around to help the band and portect
them basicly klokateer
life guards. murderface spent his time measureing everything out so he could find the best places to hide after his pranks. skwisgaar looked over and saw toki trying to put on the scubba gear, not wanting little toki to be
swimming along skwisgaar ran over and slipped on a suit of his own. the klokiteer that was in charge of the scubba platform also had a suit on and after he helped toki and skiwsgaar with their air tanks he jumpped in the
water. toki and skwisgaar exchanged a look then jumpped in after him. skwisgaar was amazed at the site of the pool underneith the water. they had put real plants and sand at the bottum to make the huntting more fun for the
tourests. toki swam down and down until he could touch the bottum they saw that there was a few scarttered sea shells and such and toki went about picking each one up and studying it closely before deciding to either
keep it or put it back. skwisgaar took a deep breath and jumpped into the water and followed toki the air in the tank skwisgaar wasn't to worried about drowning he swam behind toki and watched little toki pick
up shells and throw them back. skwisgaar would never admit it but ever since toki had joined the band skwisgaar had been toggling with the idea of possibly being in a bysexual relationship with him. the only reason he
wouldn't tell anyone about it was because he was afraid of being rejected or made fun of. plus he was also afraid if word got out about him liking toki that the other band members would be
frighted they were next on his list. so skwisgaar just quitely watched toki.
toki had noticed that skwisgaar seemed to always go out of his way to hang out with toki, this made him wonder if it was because they could speak the same foring languages or because secretly skwisgaar couldn't get enough
of little toki. toki turned around suddenly and gasped as he felt really odd. skwisgaar had seen this look in toki's eye meany times before and was suddenly very aware of how deep in the water they were. "don't worry tokiss
i wills gets yous to yours medicen..." skwisgaar swam down to toki grabbed him up and called to the klokateer via radio. "heysss tokis is havings a diabetic attacks againsss you gots to gets his shots readyss." skwisgaar
trashed upward as fast as he could and threw toki up onto the shore of the pool. picking up and cramming the needle into tokis arm toki chocked then sat up. "wooossss whats happened?" toki looked up at swisgaar eyes
wide with confusion. "tokiss youss just hadss a diabeticss attack... whats didss you eatsss todays?" toki thought for a minute then suddenly realized "i hadsss my specials diabetics candyss this mornings befores we comes
heress." "tokisss yours candys don'tss haves suger in itsss..." nathan walked over having seen what was going on from across the other end of the pool. "what the fuck is going on here! something didn't like fucking break did
it?" "nosss nathanss tokis just hadsss a diabetics attacksss againss..." skwisgaar thought for a second and helped toki up. "takes me's to yoursss candysss toki.
toki walked with skwisgaar to mordhaus and toki took out the bag of candy he had been eatting that morning and showed it to skwisgaar. "tokisss thats nots yourss diabeticsss candy... i remembers i puts itsss in a bluess bag soss
you wouldn't forgetsss it was yourss." skwisgaar studied the bag, it did say tokis candy on it but this candy was not the same as tokis real candy. suddenly they heard laughter coming from behind them as they turned around they
saw murderface sitting on the couch laughing his head off. "didss you didsss this assholesss face!" skwisgaar yelled holding up the bag of candy. "sooshhh whathh if i did... it'sshh not like it mattershhh." murderface started to laugh
again but his laugher was cut short when skwisgaar jumpped across the room and landed on him sending his fist into murderfaces stomach. "youss dumbass! yousss can'tss switch tokis candyss he's dibeticss yousss moron."
"diabetichhh whatshhh that mean?" murderface pushed the skinny swedish man off of him "itss meanss thats sugers canss kills littless tokiss moronsss... you almost killedss him!" murderfaces smile disappeared and he looked at
toki. "sorryhhh toki ishh didn't know youshhh washh diabetic... i wonthhh do it againshhh." murderface walked out of the room in deep thought. "i hadn't meant to hurt toki i only was trying to be funny..." he was in such deep
tought that he didnt notice he'd missed a turn and ran into the wall. "OWWWSHH GOD DAMN WALLSSSHHH!" he screamed has blood started to drip down his nose.