pls dont read daddy game 2 strong hide the children
"And I snapped his arm in half. The ghost never returns...except for one night...and that night is tonight!" Fishlegs screamed and jumped into Snotlout's arms. He was promptly pushed off. The six of them were camping ouy in the forest, telling 'scary' stories. So far, no one but Fishles had been frightened. "Your turn, Hic." Astrid said.
Hiccup set his marshmallow covered stick down. "Alright. Everyone ready for this?" They all nodded. "I'm going to tell you the story of my daddy. My daddy Jack Frost." Astrid and Fishlegs 'ooed' and leaned in.
"What's it, what's it called? Daddy Jack Frost. Okay here we go. Daddy, daddy, daddy he's my daddy Jack Frost."
"Ooh! A song!" Fishlegs shouted.
"He's cooold. He's bringing blizzards, yeah, he's bringing blizzards. He's my daddy Jack daddy Frost. He's bringing blizzards down on you. Brrr. Ooooh. Blizzard, blizzard, blizzard. I'm talking Wendy's, I'm talking Dairy Queen. I'm talking fast foood. It's what you do in the winter."
"Wait what. Isn't it like, the 1000's?"
"Shut up, Fishlegs. No Dairy Queen for you."
"When my daddy comes to toooown. I'm too tired. I'm too damn lazy to go outside cause it's so coooooold. He brings the deep freeeeze. He brings you to your knees. Like a carcass, you got rigor mortis. Like you're frozen in the tundra."
"So who is daddy Jack Frost anyway?"
"I swear to Thor, Fishlegs, if you don't shut up I will snap your arm in half. Just like I did with the ghost."
"My daddy Jack Frooost. Frozen in the tundraaa. Daddy Jack Frost, oh he's my daddy. He's bringing blizzards in the cold, blizzards in the co-old. He's bringing fucking blizzards. He's making it cold. Chill you to your boooones. Yeah your bones he's making you feel cold and tiiired. Because it's the winter. My fuckin' dad-eey."
"Can I sing back-up? I feel like this song needs some back-up."
"It's so cold and it's deep. It's Jack daddy Frost make you feel so lost you're lost in the tundra lost in the tundraaaa. My daddy Jack Frost. Shake it off the shoulders yes off the shoulders yes shake em off off my daddy Jack Frost. He's my daddy. No jet ski's no jet ski's I'n talkin' bubble baths im talking bubble baths put away your jet ski's yes put away your jet ski's cause my daddy's here to make the jet ski's disappear."
"But I just got a new one!"
"He's putting you away putting you away he's my daddy jack frooooooooost. Don't get lost when you're walking through the tundraaa. I'm doing drugs oh no I'm not oh yes I am oh no I'm not oh yes I aaamm. Tundraaaaa. With my daddy and it so cold. Brrr. Thunder clouds. you might be lost you're daddy Jack Frost. I'm rolling in the tundra oooo oooo. When you're in the cold and your dogs wont go when your dogs stop pulling you on the sled when the timberwolves dieeee. Jack Frost."
There was a pause. And then they all broke out into applause. Fishlegs wiped away tears with the back of his sleeve. "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. ALL HAIL DADDY JACK FROST."
no pls i beg of u dont read this with any chuldren aroud it is dangerous u have been warned
i sm so deleting this in like three minutes omg whybdid i even
go to youtube and type "daddy jack frost" click the first ine u will understand