Author's Note: So this is like, my first time EVER writing a fanfic please don't expect it to be like "OMG THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC EVER!11! !" and please don't be so harsh if it's really bad :c
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, however, I own the 18 contestants
Bold Texts means confessional
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The camera shows Chris McLean in a dock with a "Hawkwee Camp" sign near him
"After loads of persuation and imploration with the producers, I've finally. FINALLY. Got a new season of Total Drama!" The host starts with enthusiasm.
"Yeah you heard it right! A new season of Total Drama! To show to that idiot called Don that the original can NEVER be replaced by some random second rate race reality show. Are you listening Don? You're never gonna have this show canceled!" He says while pointing his finger to the sky with an angry tone.
"Anyway welcome to the Hawkwee Island! The new island near to the Hawaii where we are gonna have more crazy challenges! With a totally new cast because according to the producers last season's sucked."
"Stay tuned for TOTAL! DRAMA! RELOADED!... I feel like we could have thought in a better name" Chris finishes with a disappointing tone because pf the name
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(Intro Start Playing)
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"Well after this disappointing moment, I think it's time to meet our new cast. Here comes the first contestant"
The camera then shows the boat with a white redhead girl wearing a colorful shirt and jeans holding with an arm a canvas and some paint-brushers in her hand while holding a handbag with the other arm
"The Painter Girl, Jessica!" Chris says announcing the girl
The girl gives a confused look to the island and says "The application said this show would happen in a big studio"
"And you believed me?" Chris replies with a smirk
"Good point" She replies while walking into the beginning of the dock
The camera then shows another boat, this time with a white boy with short black hair, wearing a pair of glasses, a black shirt and shorts jeans
"Eric!" Chris once again says announcing the next contestant
"Isn't this that Island from last season?" Eric says while scratching his head
"I know right! I also got tricked by the application" Jessica says off scream
"Yes exactly dude" Chris replies him
"Well there's no need to be smart to know that islands are more dangerous than studios but I don't care because 1 million are more important" The nerd says
"Right" The Host replies him with a bland tone "You can join Jessica over there"
The next boat arrives with a black girl wearing a white shirt and a short jeans shorts
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD PEOPLE SPIRITS IN THIS PLACE?!" The Girl screams in a paranoid tone scaring Jessica and Eric who gave awkward looks to each other
"Harper" Chris says to her with a confused look "Don't worry you guys won't die here." he says while chuckling "Unless you try to mess with me"
"WHAT REALLY!?" The Medium replies being more paranoid than before
"Nah just kidding I don't want to go back to jail. You can join Eric and Jessica over there." He replies while pointing to the other two contestants
The next boat then arrives carrying a white blonde boy wearing a blue cap, a red jacket, blue jeans with a guitar in his back
"The Musician, Zach!" Chris announces the next contestant "How is it going dude?"
"Sup Chris" Zach says while fistbumping him. He then gives a look to the island and says "This place is a little bit eh... Different from what I was expecting I mean where's the studio that was saying in the application?"
"Well about that there's no studio" The host replies with a smirk
"Ah you gotta be kidding me" The musician replies with a scowl
"No I'm not" Chris replies chuckling
"Don't worry dude you weren't the only one tricked by the application" Jessica says to him while Eric nods in agreement
The next contestant arrives disembarking the boat. A white girl wearing a pair of glasses, a brown scarf, a white dress holding some books in her arms
"The Bookworm, Charlotte!" Chris says announcing the girl
"Hello Chris" She waves to him "Why does this place looks different than the application?" The bookworm says while adjusting her glasses
"No idea hehe" The host replies her
"Welcome to the club girl" Zach says while staring at Chris
The next contestant arrives, a tiny boy with dark skin, with black hair wearing a black bonnet, a red hoodie and black jeans
"So you must be Luke" Chris announces the next contestant
"Eh hello Chris nice to meet ya" the boy says while holding out
"Educated didn't complain about the island like some other people here" The host says staring to the other contestants who gave surprised looks to him
-BZZP-
"AHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe you fell for the most old prank in the world the hand shock" The prankster says while wiping a tear in the eye
"Right" Chris replies him with a scowl "Just join the other losers here"
"Nice job dude" Zach says to Luke
"Thank you sir" The prankster replies while holding out. Zach then gives a worried look to him
"Don't worry I removed the hand shock" Luke says while showing his hand
-BZZP-
"Or maybe I haven't! AHAHAHAHAHA Man y'all are easier to trick than old people" The prankster says while wiping a tear again. The musician then stares at him with a scowl while the rest of the contestants were chuckling at him
The next contestant then arrives. A white blonde girl wearing a green blouse, jeans and a lumberjack hat
"The Lumberjack Girl, Natalie!" Chris announces the next contestant
"Sup Chris" The lumberjack says while doing a high five with him and then walking into the beginning of the dock
"How is it going lads" Natalie says greeting the other contestants
The next contestant disembarks the boat, a massive 6ft white man with curly hair wearing a baby blue shirt and jeans. The others start to look at him with surprised look
"Dude" Zach says "Look at the size of this guy"
"How is it even possible" Eric adds
"Man no Homo" Luke says "But damn, this guy got some muscles" The other two look at him in a awkward way
"The Giant, Gareth! How are you dude?" Chris greets him
"Hi Chris, it's a dream to be here" Gareth says "So we are in Hawaii?"
The host nods in agreement
"Wow even better c'mon give me a hug Chris I am so excited for this thing" The giant says with enthusiasm
"No I think it's not going to be... GAH!" Chris tried to refuse the hug but it was too late
"Ok I guess it's enough you're smashing me" The host then says during the hug
"Oops sorry hehe" Gareth says scratching his head with a nervous look
Another boat arrives carrying this time a very beautiful redhead girl wearing a black t-shirt and a white stripped skirt
The Camera then cuts to Gareth who was looking to the lass and started day dreaming about her
"Is he okay?" Natalie asks pointing to Gareth
"Argh shit why always me?" Eric complains after the giant started drooling over him
"Alexis!" Chris says introducing her
"Thanks Chris" The girl says "It's a honor to be here" She then look to the island and says "Where's the studio?"
"There isn't any studio here hehe" the host says to her while smirking
"Another victim of the McLean attack huh" Jessica says off scream
"Shut up" The host replies her
"Argh whatever at least we are in the Hawaii" Alexis says while walking to join with the other contestants
"Hi eh, I am Gareth" the giant says with a nervous smile
"Erm hi" She replies in a weird tone "Who the hell is that girl talking with?" She says while pointing to Harper who was talking alone. Everyone then looks at the medium with a confused look
The camera then shows the next boat with an european blonde guy wearing a white and red shirt and black jeans
"Woj.. Wojs.. Ok how the heck am I supposed to pronounce this?" Chris says trying to pronounce the next contestant name
"Wojciech" the european man says
"Yeah Wojc... that thing he said" Chris replies announcing him
"Cześć wszystkim miło cię poznać"[1] the european man says making everyone confused
"What the fuck is he saying?" Alexis questions the host
"Wojc, Wojz.. Argh, can you speak in english please?" The host says to Wojciech asking him with a frustrated tone as he can't pronounce his name
"Oh... English? Right. But my english is no very good" the polish man replies to the host
"Alright you can join the others" Chris says while pushing him
"Can you repeat? You speak fast I no understand" Wojciech then replies him but gets ignored
The next boat then arrives. A white blonde girl, wearing a white t-shirt, a red gilet and an also red skirt
"Christina, welcome to the island" Chris greets the girl
"Thanks D.." The girl says to him but then stops and start looking at the host with a raised eyebrow "Hey you aren't Don where is he? Isn't he the host of this Total Drama thing?"
"No I am not Don I am better. And no he isn't the host of Total Drama I am. And if you say this name once more I kick you out of this show" The host then answers her with a very angry tone "Now go join the others right there"
"Harsh" Christina replies him while walking in the dock. While she walks another boat arrives dropping a tall white guy with black hair, wearing a basketball t-shirt, a bandana and athletic shorts
"Joey am I right?" Chris asks the man
"Yup" the athlete answers him "So this is the place where we will stay? Heh it looks better than I expected"
"Sure thing dude" The host replies him while the next boat arrives. An asian girl with black hair, wearing a pair of glasses, a medical coat, holding a med-kit
"Hello Kim" Chris greets her while waving
"Hello for you too Chris, where's the infirmary? I would like to give a look" she asks to Chris
"Later on" The host replies her. Another boat arrives dropping a man wearing cook clothes and a cook hat
"The future President of America is here" The man wearing a tuxedo with a super-man hair says to the rest of the contestants and Chris
"So you are Richard" Chris says to him with a mocking tone "It's an honor to be with the next president of America"
"Yeah sure, just don't forget to vote for me" the cook replies him while walking in the dock. The next boat arrives when a mysterious wearing a huge cloak covering it's face and part of their body and some chains through it's body, a black shirt with a radioactive logo on it and black shorts
"Eh who are you?" The host asks it clearly afraid
"I am Amber" The mysterious answers causing a surprised look in Chris.
"Amber?" The host replies "Your a bit eh.. Different than I expected. Why are you wearing this girl?"
"Wait this thing is a girl!?" Eric screams in shock
"Why aren't you showing your face?" The host asks her "Here let me help you..."
"NO!" She replies with a monstruous tone in her voice causing everyone to gasp (except Gareth who was still dreaming with Alexis) "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
"Oookay" Chris says while clearly afraid "Just go join the others" Amber then walks to the beginning of the dock causing all the contestants (except Gareth) to step back
The next boat then arrives but no one disembarks
"Really? An empty boat?" Charlotte asks while adjusting her glasses
"Oh no why are things so dark this season" Chris says a bit scared and then sighs "I am going to check it". A smoke then appears in front of the boat making Chris step back in fear. A man then appears in the middle of the smoke making everyone even more afraid
"Crash the drums! The Amazing Lewis arrived!" the man screams in the middle of the smoke. The smoke then disappears showing a redhead man dressed as a magician
"Seriously? You almost gave me a heart attack!" Chris says with a scowl
"Calm down dude no need to be so paranoid it was just a magic trick" The magician replies him
The host sighs once again "You can join the others over there." The next boat arrives carrying a black girl wearing a red kerchief, a red shirt and a jeans overall. The girl then jumps from the boat doing a 360 flip making everyone gaping
"Hello everyone" the girl says
"So your Gloria" The host announces then and at the same time sighs in relief "At least this one didn't almost kill me. Anyway just go join the others" . Everyone then start to listen a sound coming from the last boat that is coming
"Isn't this..." Charlotte asks
"I can't believe it" Zach adds
"Oh no" said Richard
"Man I am going to hate this season" Chris replies
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Luke starts laughing like a retarded listening it
"Why would someone play the URSS anthem in 2019?" Eric asks. A white redhead man white with a mustache wearing a red shirt with the communism symbol and jeans then disembarks from the boat
"Hello" the man greets
"Hello too Joseph" Chris greets him with a raised eyebrow
"So this is the place where we will stay?" The communist asks the host
"Well yeah..." Chris says to him as Joseph walks in the dock "Well since everyone is here. Time to make the teams" the host announces "When I say your name come to this place"
"So Lewis" the camera shows the magician walking into it "Kim" "Joey" "Harper" "Zach" "Natalie" "Eric" "Gloria and Joseph" all them are show walking into it "You are gonna be know now as the Raving Raccoons" a red icon with the face of a raccoon with rabies appears spinning in the screen
"Raccoons? AHAHAHAHA! They are so weak HAHAHA!" Luke them started laughing while wiping a tear because of the opponents team mascot
"And the rest of you are going to be know as the Destroying Ducks" Chris says of screen
"What!?" Luke screams in surprise while a green icon with a duck with an angry face in the middle appears spinning in the screen "Duck? Oh shit"
"Ha look who's the weak now" Eric says off scream mocking him with Luke staring him
"Hey it's fine dude it could be worse" Richard appears saying to him "You could be in the same team as that filthy communist!" he adds pointing to Joseph who glares at them
"It looks like we are in the same team hehe" Gareth says to Alexis
"Eh yeah" She says with a weird look while walking back causing the giant to give a sad look to her
"Right so teams made let's now see the cabins" The host says
"Cabins?" Gareth asks surprised "So this place has cabins unlike last season"
"Yeah the producers have threatened me saying that they would fire me and I would lose everything if I didn't build them" Chris said with his head down
"Completely understandable" The giant replies him "It happens with me all the time" he says nodding his head
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The camera then shots to the place with the two cabins with Chris standing in front of the two teams
"This is where you are going to sleep. Ducks you have the cabin at the left side and the Raccoons will sleep in the one in the right side" The host says while pointing to the two cabins
"WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE A BEAR INSIDE OF OUR CABIN?!" Jessica screams in horror while pointing to the bear sleeping inside of the Ducks cabin, the rest of the team then looks at it with a scared look
"There is?" The host says with a confused look going to check the cabin "Huh there really is. Don't worry I will call the interns to take care of this"
"By the way where's the Bathroom? I have to use it" Kim says while rising her hand
"Sure. The communal bathroom is over there" Chris says pointing to the bathroom
Kim: "Oh yeah I forgot the fact that there's a FUCKING CAMERA in the bathroom" She says glaring to it with a scowl
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A shot then show the teams eating, the Ducks in the left side near the door and the Raccoons in the right side near to Chef Hatchet
"Welcome to the main lodge" The host says in the middle of it "Which I also got forced to build because the producers threatened me"
"Huh you call this food? I am a future president I need to eat better things" Richard complains while Chef Hatchet stares at him with an angry look "But I guess there's nothing better than this" he says with a nervous smile
The camera then shows Gareth trying to go to the other table without being noticed (and failing on it)
"Hey I know I am from the other team" he says to Joseph "But I like your mustache. How did you get it?"
"I am communist" He replies
"Wow" the giant says amazed "I have no idea of what does it mean but I liked it. I want to become a communist too, what I have to do to become one?"
"Just help us to fight against the injustices of the capitalism and show how poor it can be" the communist answers him (A/N: Srly sorry for this pun it won't happen again I promise xd)
"Wow I didn't understand a thing but it seems awesome. Can I fight against this capitalism thing using a sword? I always wanted to use one" He asks with enthusiasm causing Eric (who was near him listening everything) to face palm. The camera then shows Richard siting in the Ducks table with Christina and Luke eating near him
"How can you guys eat this?" The president wannabe asks them "This thing seems to be alive"
"There's no bad food friend" the prankster answers him "Just people who don't know how to enjoy it correctly"
"I just try to ignore the bad taste" She says with a gross expression while eating it
"Well good for you guys" the president wannabe then replies them "I am not going to eat this thing. It seems like they grabbed a ton of garbage in a pan, cooked it and then served it to us"
"Yeah it seems but I guess that's the only thing we can eat here" Christina replies while making it clear that she isn't enjoying the food. The camera now shows Kim and Natalie talking in the Raccoons table
"Man when is Chris gonna show me the infirmary" Kim says
"Why are you so obsessed with the infirmary?" The lumberjack asks her
"Well I am a nurse and I want to check the medical support here, I thought the medical coat made it obvious" Kim answers the lumberjack who then reacts raising her eyebrows
"Attention campers" Chris says in the loudspeaker "Dress your bath suits and appear in the peak for your first challenge of the season"
"What did he say?" Wojciech asks confused to his team
"He said we are gonna have our first challenge" Alexis answers him
"What is a challenge?" The polish man asks once again confused causing Alexis to facepalm
Alexis: "So let me review my team: The lunatic prankster, the dumb giant who apparently has a crush on me, the weird bookworm, the president wannabe, the guy who doesn't even know what a challenge is, a painter, a girl that doesn't even know who is the host and the weird girl with a scary voice. Translation: A bunch of idiots that should be easy to control" She starts with a expression of debauchery and then finishes with a devious grin
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The camera then shots to the peak with the logo of the two teams appearing spinning in the screen
"The first challenge is going to be a throwback of the first challenge of the first season" The host says causing both the teams to gasp (except Christina) "I guess by judging your reactions there's no need for explanations. The team with the most number of people that jumped wins advantage for the second part of the challenge. So ready? Ducks you are going to be the first team to jump"
"Soooo we have to jump the cliff?" Christina says trying to hide the nervousness "Any volunteer to go first?"
"BANZAI!" Luke screams while jumping in the cliff and landing in the water. He then looks around confused "Wait there's no sharks in the water"
"Yeah the producers asked me to remove it because it wasn't safe" The host replies with a sigh "Goddamn producers they are ruining the show"
"Well then... Cannonball!" Christina screams while jumping. The camera also shows Richard and Jessica jumping behind
"Oh Kurwa..." Wojciech says afraid "This is so taaaaaaaall" he then screams while gets pushed by Gareth who jumps next
"Uh this is really high I don't know if I can jump" Charlotte says while shaking
"Ah you have to otherwise it's chicken hat remember?" Chris tells her while holding the hat. Eric seeing the scene then walks and talks to the girl
"There's nothing to be afraid" The brainiac tells her "This place isn't high enough to kill you it will be fine"
"Thanks eh.. I guess" The bookworm replies him while blushing, she then jumps in the cliff
"Dude are you helping the other team?" Lewis complains with him
"A true communist thought" Joseph replies "I liked it"
"Eh I can't jump" Amber says "The consequences would be awful!"
"Oh cmon what could be so bad about rusting these chains" Alexis complains with her
"No I can't it will release something awful" she replies
"Well it's chicken hat for you then" Chris says while holding it
"Can you leave in the floor please? I don't want to hurt anyone"
"Ok"
"Thanks" The girl says while picking the hat and putting inside of the cloak
Chris: "Man what's wrong with that girl"
"Well I guess I have to jump now" Alexis says while clearly scared "Eh I can't do this just give me this hat already"
Alexis: "I know I just put a target in my back if we lose, but my hair is more important and with that weird girl in team it's basically impossible for me to eliminated today, especially with that giant in my side" she finishes with a smirk
"Well since it was the last Duck, Raccoons it's your turn"
"So any volunteers to go first?" Joey asks his team, Harper then breathes and talks with a rough voice
"Sergeant Derick Griffin performing for service!" she then jumps off the cliff with a somersault shocking everyone, once hitting the water she breathes again "Eh what happened?"
"Oookay" Joey says "That was weird"
Harper: "So let me explain for you. Basically spirits can't only talk to me but they can also possess. The problem is: I can't control it"
"Well I am going next" Eric says while jumping. Every other member of the Raccoons then jumps in sequence
"Well the first challenge is over!" Chris announces "Since all the Raccoons jumped and two of the Ducks chickened out, the Raccoons wins the advantage for the second round!"
"Advantage?" Joseph asks "Oh no we can't accept it would be unequal we refuse"
"WHAT?!" All the remaining Raccoons scream in surprise while Luke started to laugh as a retarded once again
"Dude that's not how communism works!" Eric screams to him
"Oh really?" Chris asks "That sucks the second challenge would be a building challenge and you guys would get tools for it. But as you don't want it"
"No, no wait we really want it!" Lewis screams in despair
"Nope, too late you won't be getting it"
"So we jumped that cliff for nothing?" Zach asks the host
"Yep" everyone then glares at the communist. Luke once again starts laughing as a retarded
"Communism once again proving why it doesn't work" Richard says with a smirk
"So the Raccoons won the first challenge, but the advantage was refused so we basically just wasted time. Who is going to win the challenge and who is going to be eliminated? Find out after the commercials in TOTAL! DRAMA! RELOADED!... Man that's an awful name"
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"So as you guys know the second challenge will be a building challenge: The team that builds the better statue of me wins!"
"Wait what are we going to use to build?" Jessica asks the host
"Whatever you guys find in the island" He replies "So ready? The challenge begins now!" He shoots in the air to begin the challenge, everyone start running while a dead bird falls in the floor "That was a real gun? Shit the producers are going to kill me"
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"So does anybody here has any idea of how we are going build the statue" Christina asks the team
"We could just make a miniature it would be easier" Richard suggests
"But what if Chris doesn't like it?" Charlotte asks
"Don't worry the other team is going to suffer as well it's not like they have a skilled architect in the team"
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"So anyone here knows how to build a statue with no tools and limited materials?" Natalie asks while Harper breathes
"Bonjour everyone" The medium says with a french accent "Mo nom es Patrick Martier, one of the more important architects from France" the rest of the team just look at the girl confused
Harper: "Man I really wish to know if there's a way to control these possessions"
"So anyone asked for someone to build a statue. I can help just tell me what are we going to build"
"Eh that guy up there in the cliff" The lumberjack answers him
"Oh I see" The architect replies
"But it's going to be hard as because of someone we don't have tools" Lewis says while glaring to Joseph "I already said I am sorry"
"This won't be a problem" Patrick says while picking a stick, a stone and some vines and quickly making a hammer leaving everyone open-mouth
"So what are we waiting? Go get some wood, leafs or anything that I can use"
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"So ya don't speak english?" Luke asks Wojciech while holding some sticks for the statue
"Yeah I am still learn"
"Do ya know how to greet in english?"
"A few"
"Do ya know what Ligma Balls mean?" The prankster asks him with a devious grin
"No"
"It's a way to greet. Ya basically say 'Hi Ligma Balls!'"
"Really?"
"Yeah go greet that girl and ya will see" He says while pointing to Charlotte who was also grabbing sticks. Wojciech innocently goes to her
"Hi Ligma Balls!" The girl gives him a weird look while Luke starts laughing as a retarded once again
Luke: "Man I can't believe he really did it HAHAHAHA!" He then wipes a tear "I am going to have so much fun with that Polish dude"
"Dude do you just know what you said?" The bookworm asks him
"I know it's a greet" The non-english speaker replies her
"Who told you that's a greet?"
"Luke"
"Dude he is a bad influence for you what you said isn't a greet it's something obscene"
"What does obscene means?" Wojciech asks her confused
"It means something bad" The bookworm replies him
"Oh" the non-english speaker says head-down "But what would he tell me wrong things"
"He is making fun of you man, you shouldn't be walking with him"
"Yeah you is right I will stop walking with him"
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"Do you guys know what is with that girl?" Natalie asks Joey, Zach and Lewis who are all together searching for materials "First Sergeant Derick Griffin, now Patrick Martier"
"I don't know maybe she has DID like that guy from season 4" Lewis replies
"Yeah that would make sense as she always breath before turning" Zach adds
"Well whatever she has we shouldn't be complaining it's helping us so far" Joey says
"But are you sure that we should trust her, she sounds so erm weird" The magician replies
"Did you all see how quickly she made that hammer using random materials? She should easily be able to build a statue using these random materials"
"Yeah I guess your right"
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"So why would Chris ask us to build a statue of him" Christina asks her team
"Easy, because of his inflated ego. You never saw the earlier seasons?" Jessica replies
"Well actually no"
"Heh, what he will get is going to be small as his credibility with the producers this season" Richard says causing the two girls to chuckle
Christina: "The people in my team seems cool" sigh "I just hope I don't screw everything because of my disorder"
"Wow your really strong" Alexis says to Gareth with a flirting tone
"Eh yeah" The giant replies holding a lot of sticks and wines "Why are you saying this to me?"
"Because I find you interesting"
"Oh really? I thought you found me weird or something else"
"Of course no! Why would you think that?"
"Well you have been ignoring me"
"Oh dear I wasn't ignoring you! I was just eh giving space for you"
"Oh really so uh do you want to be my uh girlfriend?"
"Of course" She replies with a devious grin "But can I ask you something?"
"Sure anything"
"Can you please not vote for me even if they ask?"
"Sure why would I vote for you anyway?"
"Well I have a chicken hat as you can see"
"Don't worry I won't vote for you for any reasons. I promisse"
"Nice"
"So can I uh kiss you?" The giant asks while blushing
"Eh no I think that's too early for it"
"Oh ok"
Alexis: "You all can say playing with people's hearts is wrong but Alejandro did it in World Tour and that idiot was pretty much asking for it, so why not. All I have to do is avoid lip contact until he is out"
Gareth: "WOOOOOO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW! In your face Chuck who said I would never be successful in love because I am 'too dumb'"
"Hey girl what are you doing, you've been avoiding everyone since you came here" Richard asks to Amber
"I just don't want to hurt anyone" she replies
"Oh cmon you aren't hurting anyone" The President wannabe says with a calm tone "Cmon please show everyone your face, you are in front of the future president of the United States of America after all" the doomed girl simply sighs
"If your asking, but I am telling you it might scare you" she puts the cloak down revealing a white girl, with blue eyes, purple hair and some veins in the face
"You.. are actually beautiful" He says surprising Amber "Why were you afraid of showing your face?"
"Let's see if you will think I am beautiful after showing you this" She reveals her red arm with green pulsating veins on it
"Wow girl what happened with your arm?"
"I am telling you I have a beast inside of me, please stay away of me I don't want to hurt you"
"Hurt me? This thing looks harmless, it actually looks cool to be honest"
"Cool?"
Amber: "He found my mutation... Cool?"
"Yeah it looks like you are a video game character or something else"
"Really? Thanks I guess"
"Well I need to go, you know the future president of America is always busy" He says waving to her while she wears the cloak again with a smile
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Kim, Gloria, Eric, Joseph, Lewis, Natalie, Zach and Joey arrived with a lot of rotten wood, palm leafs and wines while Harper (Patrick) was already there just waiting for them
"Why did you take so long to arrive?" Patrick asks them
"You are talking as it is easy to carry all these things" Kim replies him with an angry tune
"Man my back hurts" Gloria replies
"You all are just lazy if you ask me, at least you all apparently brought all the necessary" The architect replies
"Are you sure you can build a huge statue using these things?" Eric asks him
"Just watch and learn" he/she says while quickly building the statue leaving the rest of the team open-mouth once again
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All the team was already in the area
"Alright let's start this thing" Richard says while placing two sticks and both falling in the floor "Ok this is going to be harder than the expected"
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The architect was building it in an intense pace
"And finalisé" He says while kissing his/her fingers. The statue was a perfect statue of Chris with Palmer leafs as his hair, two coconuts as his eyes and all tied in wines
"Wow that's awesome" Gloria says with enthusiasm
"I have to admit that was impressive" Eric says adjusting his glasses
"Let's tell Chris we have finished" Natalie suggests, all the raccoons go together leaving the statue alone
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"Alright we are almost finishing" said Richard "We just need a bit more wines"
"I can get it" The prankster replies. He walks until he gets into the Raccoons Building Area, he looks at their statue with open-mouth but then it changes to a devious grin
Luke: "The Raccoons built an impressive statue. Wouldn't it suck if something bad happens with it?"
He then boots one wine from their statue making it fall completely, he then goes back to the Ducks Building Area as nothing happened.
Luke: "People can say what I did was sabotage, I prefer saying that I made a prank that may have cost them the challenge" He finishes with a hysterical laugh
The Raccoons then arrive in the area with Chris
"So Chris I present you my masterpiece" said Patrick
"But there's just a pile of rotten wood here" the host replies
"WHAT?!" All the Raccoons scream in surprise looking at the pile of wood
"NOOOOO! Ma Création!" The architect screams while breathing turning back to Harper "Eh what happened? We won?"
"Well you guys need a miracle to win right now"
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"Done!" said Richard after putting the piece of wine that Luke grabbed from the opponent's statue
"So let's see what we have here" The host says after reaching the area with the Raccoons "Really? This thing is so small and doesn't even looks like me" sigh "But still better than a pile of rotten wood. The Destroying Ducks wins!"
All the member of the Ducks celebrate. Richard and Luke give a high five to each other, the prankster turns to Wojciech to give a high five to him but gets ignored leaving a confused look to him
"Which means we will see the Raving Raccoons in the elimination ceremony tonight" the host says while the camera shows the Raccoons head down
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The 9 members of the Raving Raccoons were sitting around the campfire, Natalie, Harper, Joseph and Eric in front and the rest behind. Chris was standing in front of all of them with a plate of marshmallows
"So today I have 8 marshmallows here for 9 of you. You guys really messed up today like, a pile of rotten wood really? Anyway you've cast your votes, as you know if I don't call your name you are eliminated" The host start "The following players are safe... for today are"
"Natalie..."
"Lewis..."
"Gloria..."
"Joey..."
"Kim..."
"Zach..."
"and Eric..." The host throws the marshmallows to all of them "Joseph you are in the chopping block for giving up on the advantage for the second challenge. Like really mate? What were you thinking that's not how communism works"
"I've been trying to say this to him all the time" Eric interrupts
"And Harper, you are in the chopping block for your terrible building" The host continues "And the last marshmallow goes to..." Everyone then listens to a chewing noise
"Where's this noise coming from?" Natalie asks, the camera then shows Gareth sit in a chair eating popcorn
"Don't mind me lads keep the elimination going"
"Right" The host says annoyed
"Also there's still a bear in our cabin so all the team is here" Everyone from the Ducks (except Amber) then appear waving with a nervous smile
"Really? Those lazy interns didn't remove the bear from the cabin?" Chris asks with an angry tone
"Well yeah, also has anyone seen Amber?" The camera then shots to the Duck's cabin where Amber is seen sleeping with some bear and human bones near her
"Anyway let's continue this ceremony, the last marshmallow goes to... Wait Gareth where did you get a chair and popcorn?"
"I don't know it was Christina who got it where did you find it?"
"Erm" The girl says while nervous
(Flashback)
It shows Christina stealing the popcorn while Chef Hatchet turned back and getting furious after seeing the popcorn was missing, the second one shows Chris in his dressing room while Christina steals his chair when he was going to sit
Christina: She facepalms "Ah man I thought I was managing it so well"
"I found it somewhere"
"Well that doesn't matter now because the last marshmallow goes to..." The camera shows both contestants extremely nervous and then shows Gareth eating popcorn while really focused in Chris "Harper, sorry Joseph but you are out"
"Yes the commie is gone!" Richard screams in happiness off screen
"Well I guess you guys were really pissed because of the advantage thing" the communist says while clearly sad
"Well dude looks like you will be the first person to take the Slingshot of Shame!" The host announces
"Slingshot of Shame?" Natalie asks confused
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The camera shows a giant Slingshot with Joseph located where the ammo would be placed and Chef Hatchet pulling it back
"Seriously how didn't we notice this?" Natalie asks once again
"So any last words Joseph?" The host asks him
"Well AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Joseph tries to say something while Chef Hatchet release him making the mustache fall to the ground
"Wow his mustache was fake!" Gareth screams in surprise "I would have never predicted that, this show really is full off surprises" everyone then looks at him with a weird look
"Sooo... The first contestant is out! 17 campers remaining! Who is going to be the next to take the Slingshot of Shame? Stay tuned next week for TOTAL! DRAMA! RELOADED! Seriously what an uncreative name"
(Credits)
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Author's Note: So this is the first chapter of my first fanfic ever. First off all I would like to apologize for choosing the beta name of 'Revenge of the Island' for the fanfic. Second I would like to ask you if you liked the chapter, also did you guys liked the OCs? About the elimination I thought it was pretty obvious since the beginning that Joseph would be the first boot as his character is pretty much a satirical view of a communist (please his character is just a joke I didn't meant to offend any communist if you are one) and his name is pretty much a reference to Joseph Stalin, I hope I made it less obvious about who would be eliminated first (which I probably didn't xd) or at least I made it more entertaining to read, if I failed on it then I am sorry man I tried :(
As you guys probably know about the genre Humor is going to be the main focus of the fic as I am a newbie and I pretty much suck at the rest xd
About the [1] it's basically "Hello everyone, nice to meet you" in polish according to the google
Total Drama Reloaded Elimination Order:
18th Place: Joseph (The Communist)