A Mild Presentation of the Bulgars
Hello, my name's Bulgaria,
We make cheese with the dairy...uh,
We've got a ton of yoghurt, too
Because it's just so good for you...
If Saint Sophia's on your list
Of tourist spots, you'll break your wrist
Trying to erase the graffiti
That covers our capital city...
My country is the only one
Where you can get ciabatta bun.
I know it ain't our country's fave,
But too much will dig your grave!
Just kidding.
Hey, if you went to the U.S.A.
Here's one more thing I wanna say.
You know they've got them roller derbies,
Teams of roller-skate clad girlies?
Besides America, my land
Is the only one with a team. How grand!
(I know, right? We're the only ones
And we always cream our american chums.)
Cause we're so good!
So yeah, okay, I told you about
My Land. You know your way around.
Whossat? Is that my banița burning?
Yuck! My gut's already churning!
*douses fire with oil* *sets whole house on fire* *escapes fire on roller skates bawling out Bulgarian curse words*
THE END