7 Minutes in Heaven: Toonville Edition
Chapter 1: GorgonzolaXPanini: Shocker
Summary of story: Our Toonville friends play 7 minutes in heaven.
Chapter summary: In the first couple pick, Gorgonzola and Panini go into the closet, and that's a shocker. What will happen? Will they hold a grudge against each other in the closet, or will they kiss? Find out right now!
Rated M for some swearing, and maybe some nudity and or sex.
Warning: Might contain slash or femslash. Also contains canon and fanon cartoon couples (DuncanXCourtney, SpongebobXSandy, PhineasXIsabella)
I do not own any of the characters in this story. They belong to their rightful owners (Cartoon Network (A lot of shows), Nick (SBSP, etc), FOX (Family Guy, etc), Adult Swim (Many shows), MondoMedia (HTF)).
Pairings of the chapter: Panini/Gorgonzola
Most of the script in this story
"Dialogue"
'Thoughts', Long-distance conversations (such as on the phone), song lyrics, or cutaways/flashbacks.
"Voice-overs, either from a flashback in present time, or from present time during a Flashback."
-Peter's house-
In an average day in Toonville, Peter Griffin had invited every one of his friends and also his friends' friends. Practically, there was everybody Peter and his friends ever knew, and Peter has a lot of friends.
A few hours in, Peter placed two hats on the table. Brian walked up to Peter, wondering if it is time for a game.
"What're you doing?" Brian asked his fat friend.
"Well, it's time for a good ol' game of 7 Minutes of Heaven." Peter replied. "There's a hat for guys, and one for girls! I pick a slip of paper from both hats—"
"I know what 7 Minutes in Heaven is!" Brian mentioned.
"But there's a twist: Sometimes, I will put two of the same gender in the closet, and the results might be amazing and funny at the same time!" Peter explained.
"Peter, have you been drinking?" Brian questioned the slash/femslash part.
"Not since 4." Peter mentioned. Just then, Peter pulled out a trumpet and held it near his lips, as if he was gonna blow into it. "EVERYBODY LISTEN!"
Everybody sprang up to look at Peter. Some of them got scared, while others screamed.
"Is that a trumpet?" Spongebob pointed out.
"Yes. Yes, it is." Peter replied. "Okay, now is the time to play some 7 Minutes in Heaven!"
Afterwards, everybody except Brian and Peter began mumbling in surprise, confusion and or happiness.
"Now, I will pick out a slip of paper, one from each hat. Then that'll be the couple going in that closet right there." Peter mentioned, gesturing over to the closet in between the kitchen and the living room.
"How long has that been there?" Finn asked in confusion.
"I don't know, dude." Jake replied. "It wasn't there 10 minutes ago."
"Alright, let's get this circus rolling!" Peter announced, putting his hand in the hat with the names of the guys. "The lucky guy is… Gorgonzola?"
The mentioned candle-headed kid rolled his eyes, knowing that this is going to suck for him.
"And the lucky girl is…" Peter put his hand in the girls hat and pulled out a piece of paper, and the name was… "Panini!"
Gorgonzola's eyes grew wide at the thought of being with Panini, who was obviously stalking Chowder.
"This can't be good." Gorgonzola said.
"Alright, this can't be right." Panini complained. "I'm stalking Chowder."
"I don't wanna be stalked!" Chowder cried, as he ran into the closet. However, Peter threw him out for the selected couple to come in.
Gorgonzola's emotions turned from confused to bored.
"Fine, let's get this over with." Gorgonzola said, making his way to the closet. Panini followed suit, as Peter shut the door on them.
"Got the timer ready?" Peter asked, as Finn's friend, Jake, set the timer to the obvious 7 minutes.
"Eyyyyyyy… [1]" Jake replied. The [#] things are to point it out at the end.
-In the closet-
Panini and Gorgonzola stood in the closet silently.
"Soooo… uh…" Gorgonzola started.
"Soooo?" Panini added, blinking. "Um, have you played this before at all?"
"…I don't want to talk about it." The candle-head replied.
Panini snickered. "You can tell me. It's alright. Besides, there's only 6 minutes left." She mentioned to the kid, Gorgonzola, aside from her.
"Are you sure?" Gorgonzola asked.
Panini giggled again. "Don't tell me you haven't played before!" Panini said.
Gorgonzola held his head down.
"Here. Lemme show you how it's done." Panini mentioned.
"Wait, you've played?" Gorgonzola asked as the two minute mark passed.
However, Panini put her finger to his lips.
"Shh…" Panini shushed him. Just before Gorgonzola's eyes, Panini's lips were touching his, in a nice, soft kiss. The kiss, however, grew deeper and deeper as their tongues explored each other's mouths. This went on for a few more minutes, until time was up, in which they broke away as soon as the timer began beeping after the 7 minute mark.
-Outside-
Peter opened the door, and Gorgonzola and Panini came out, holding hands.
"Look at that. We got a Gorgonini here!" Peter said, using the portmanteau couple name for the Gorgonzola and Panini relationship. Some people laughed at that joke. "You gotta love the couples!"
Peter went over to the hats again, as the rest awaited the next couple.
End chapter
A/N: I think I made Gorgonzola or Panini a little Out Of Character. Aw, well. At least I made some major Gorgonini. Hope you like this, everybody, because you can make some suggestions for couples to be in the closet next time! It can be anybody, even guy on guy or girl on girl.
But mostly, I'm putting up a vote for which couple here gets to go in the closet in chapter 2!
The couples in the vote are:
(P&F) PhineasXIsabella (Canon?)
(P&F) CandaceXFerb (Stepincest)
(AD! (American Dad)) HayleyXFrancine (Femslash incest)
(TDI) IzzyXCody (Fanon
(SP) KyleXCartman (Slash)
and…
(Madagascar/TDI) King JulienXCourtney (AnimalXHuman)
After you read this, you know you have to vote for one of the six! All couples have been generated by a software called The Hat. Seeya!