My name is Ryan Roxy. I am the lead reporter of Metro City. I have above average attractiveness. I have longer brown hair and blue eyes. I have flirtations with Metro-Woman, but I wouldn't say we are dating. Being flirtatious with her and being a reporter can make me a target for villains, such as Megamind. Me getting kidnapped is like part of my daily routine, but the first time, I was legitimately scared. I was younger and fresh into town. I had just flirted with Metro-Woman for the first time. Causing me to be invited to a party she was having at her mansion. I didn't even know who Megamind was back then. But she knew who I was though. It was the night of the party. I put on a red shirt and a black tie. I didn't know where the mansion was. I was embarrassed when people would point obviously where it was. I knocked on the door. Metro-Woman answered. "Oh hey, Ryan, come in." I walked in there were a good amount of people there. The mansion was pretty big. Surprisingly, Metro-Woman stayed close to me of all people. I knew she was trying to inch towards me. I was semi-interested, but I didn't want to get intimate. I didn't know what to say when she asked to talk to me in private. She brought me to a corner of the room. I felt eyes on me. I felt odd when Metro-Woman started to confess her love to me. I really had no choice, but I asked her to keep it quiet for my safety. She agreed and was really hyped about us being together. I was not as happy as she was. I stepped aside to go to the bathroom. I went down the hallway and saw someone at the end. I didn't really pay attention to them. When I got to them. They took their hat off to reveal a big pink forehead. I backed away and felt something grab me. The thibg who grabbed me put chloroform over my mouth. Knocking me out. Next thing I know I'm in a car. I'm tied up and I have a sack over my head. The sack muffles my speech. All that comes out is "Mmph." When I wake up, I'm on something shoulder. The sack muffles my questions. "Mmph. Mmph. Mmm." I start to move my body around. I get ploped onto a chair. I can't see or talk. Finally, it's taken off my head. I am in a pink lair, full of pink. "Hello, Mr. Roxy." "...Where am I? Who are you?..." "Mr. Roxy, my name is Megamind and you have the pleasure of being my prisoner." "What do you want from me?" "Minoness here tells me that you have something with Metro-Woman." "That, oh, that's one sided." " And who cares about who?" "She cares more about me..." "Well, then Mr. Roxy, you can watch me blow up your girlfriend and enslave the city." "You're not gonna get away with this." "I'm afraid, Mr. Roxy, I will." The ropes were to tight to squirm out of. "Oh, yeah, you're not going anywhere either." She set up a camera so I could see her destroying Metro-Woman. It's inside the mansion. I noticed Metro-Woman looking around for me. All of a sudden, I see her look at the camera and mutter "Megamind." Megamind is off doing something else. I see Metro-Woman fly off. I hear the door of the lair break open. I see Megamind's body fly into the room I'm in. "Ryan." She said. She untied me. It was then I noticed that I actually had feelings for Metro-Woman. She brought me home. "Call me." I told her. "I will." She smiled.