AN: This is a spoof! It's supposed to be utterly terrible! Idc about your critism! It's a free country!
Fireheart pelted across camp, panting.
"Graystripe! The babes are coming!"
Graystripe stumbled out of the den, blinking sleep from his eyes.
"The fuck? I'm not having kits with you!"
"NO! The babes! The hotties!" "ohh" said Gaystripe as Liversteam and SALTMUFFIN approached them. Fircone went over to SALTMUFFIN, slicking his hair back with vaseline. "Hey Sandstrom" "Hi Fihreheart" she replied silkly. "You look oily"
"SO oily. Everywhere."
"IM BREAKING THE MOTHAFUCKIN WARRIOR CODE AND NO-ONE SEEMS TO GIVE A SHIT!" Livedrsreal yowled. Bluestar and Mistyfoot stuck their heads out of a hole.
"S'cool man. I did too. " Bluestar mewed, trying to be dope.
"VHAT? ART OU BE MY DEAREST AMA?" Mistyfoot screamed, Stoneguy popping up beside her.
"VHAT ZE CRAB? VHY DIDN'T OT TELL UTH?" Stoneguy clawed her in the ear
"S'chill."
"NO!"
SALTMUFFIN and LeafyIsHere began fighting over Fjrhurt. Tigermanicure walked in, killed Leafy, Stoneguy, and Bluefarts and got butthurt because SALTMUFFIN and Firekit got married and went to go get more kitties to join their StarCult
Request which prophecy I should do next k?