Beki: This is just a pointless series that Alteria and I came up with. I'm not used to writing like this so I basically come up with the outline and she types it all out and sends it back to me. This story was thought of over a conversation about dorms and frat houses and somehow it just kind of bloomed. I think it's helping alteria with her writers block too. I know I cant wait for her to update something *coughcoughANTONIOcoughcough*

Teri: You should really get that cough checked out...

Beki: Anyways! Enjoy the chapter and dont be afraid to review!

Chapter One: Laundry Day

Coffee is not only a staple of the everyday college student but a godsend. It's something I must have as often as possible, sometimes even all day. Not just any cheap coffee, no. I actually spoiled myself by getting the expensive rich blend. I love it, the smell that fills the house and wakes you up. The rich taste mixed with the creamy milk is heavenly. Sadly my wondrous cup of coffee has been emptied onto my chest and his stomach. I stared in flat out horror as the warm liquid flowed down my body on my last clean outfit.

"Watch where the hell you're going you jackass!"

"Why don't you watch where you're going idiot! Who walks around with hot coffee and closes their eyes!"

"Lovers of caffeine! Do you have any idea how much that cost!"

"Calm down you two. What did you do this time Gokudera?"

"This idiot was walking around with her eyes closed and ran into me with hot coffee!"

"I'm sure it was an accident. Are you okay, Aru-chan?"

"No I'm not okay! That coffee was expensive and not only that I have no clothes! How am I supposed to do laundry now? I cant go out naked ya know!"

"I'm sure Gokudera would be glad to help."

"Like hell I/he will!" The simultaneous shouting earned a grin and a head shake from Tsuna.

I glared at the silver freak and huffed. Tsuna and Jacka- Gokudera followed me into the kitchen. I made myself another cup of coffee as Tsuna talked Gokudera and I down.

"Then it's settled, Gokudera you'll loan her something to wear while she goes to do her laundry."

"I wouldn't have to if he hadn't blown up the washing machine" I muttered under my breath while Gokudera walked out of the room.

Tsuna and I sat at the table as he apologized for what had to be the millionth time since I moved into the house. Co-ed dorms were bad enough but when our the only girl in a house full of penis it tends to be annoying. Take Gokudera for example. He stupidly put a brand new red hoodie in the washer and dyed all of the whites pink. What does he do? He threw a stick of dynamite in the washer. Pure. Effing. Genius.

I bet you're wondering how I ended up in a house with seven guys right? Well for one I have a guys name and two...I kinda fell asleep on my college app and the drool smudged my gender and with the schools no switching or trading policy on housing Im stuck here. With seven penis's. For four fucking years. Fuck my life.

After donning the baggie cloths given to me by my brilliant roommate I was escorted to the 24-hour laundromat down the street. By Hibari himself. Of course he didn't carry anything for me no, he simply added his cloths onto mine as well as the heavy bottle of laundry soap. For all his strength you think the man would carry his own dirty underwear but I digress. Once inside the laundromat I got my cloths started, muttering my hatred for Gokudera's immaturity as well as Hibari's asshole tendencies. Thank god for wi-fi or I would be bored shitless for the next hour. I had a paper to do anyways and since Hibari was never much for conversation I could actually concentrate for once. Instead I ended up on google...

Have you ever googled your own name? That should go to show you how bored I was but at least I learned something about my german name. Königin means queen...Albrecht is like albert. Yes my name is Albrecht Königin. I am german and I live in Japan and attend a japanese college. Go figure. After boring myself to tears on google and failing at finding any enthusiasm over this paper I gave up and closed my laptop. Hibari appeared to be sleeping so talking to hm, even if he was moderately open to the idea, was pointless. Gokuderas cloths were big enough for me to burrow inside and be warm. I hate this place. It's always so cold. Laying my head on the table I waited for the sound of the washers to stop, since we were the only ones in there.

Had I intended on falling asleep? No. Hell no. Should I have been surprised that Hibari was no where to be found? Nope, but when I saw all of my clothes folded neatly on the table I just about lost three shades of color. Of course Hibari wouldnt fold my cloths...it had to have been that funny haired guy that stalks him all the time. His name escapes me of course but that hair. Its unforgettable. My laptop was open. Nothing was damaged, and if it hadn't been for the finger print scanner I would wonder how the hell he got into it.A notepad was opened an those words...they would haunt me forever.

You snore.

EXTRA: How to get a guy to give you his cloths.

It would be a lie if I said I hadn't fallen in love with Gokudera's cloths. They were awesome, and warm. There was no way in hell I was giving them back. It sounded fair to me considering he's assassinated almost every cup of coffee I've tried to drink in the last week or so. The thing was I couldn't guarantee he wouldn't blow through my room and take it. And by blow I mean blow everything up until he finds his stuff. Precautions are in order.

If I've learned anything in this house it this: Men fear menstruation. It's like kryptonite or in my case holding onto the get out of jail free card. So since I'm the smart person that buys in bulk I had arranged my room into a penis-free haven. Boxes of tampons open and scattered everywhere, pads and the like. I even went so far as to get food coloring and dip a few tampons. Hey, I did learn a few things in high school. This was the perfect setup too!

As expected about a day went by before Gokudera kicked my door open. It was priceless. Yamamoto was behind him telling him I didn't feel well, a well paid man. They both paled considerably at the sight of feminine products all over the place. For added effect I had on the sweats, the dead giveaway that I was too bloated to fit into any of my jeans.

"W-where are my cloths?"

"Nn...Gokudera I'm so sorry! My period started while I was at the laundromat and I...I bled in your pants."

"Geh!" Gokudera fell to the ground foaming at the mouth.

I can act, let that be known now. The only time I turn into...well a girl is when I'm on my period. I couldn't help the grin that came to my face when he sputtered and passed out in the door way. Yamamoto the kind soul that he is carried his comatose comrade out of the room grinning from ear to ear. Down the hall I could hear Tsuna asking him what happened.

"It's that time of the month..."

"I-I see..."

Lol. I couldn't help but put that in there. Anyways there's more to come soon so review!