Sup guys this is the new ep1!
Chris greets the viewers with his usual welcome and says that, apart from 2, the whole cast is rebooted.
The first boat arrives, with tech genius Frank. Frank claims that E=MC², but Chris thinks it C=MC¹, to Frank's annoyance. Frank is shown his cabin, to which he reacts skeptically of.
Unfortunately, the cabin situation gets worse for Frank as mean-spirited Jock and underappreciated Josh arrive. Josh tries to speak, but Jock claims he has had enough screentime for one episode, locking him in a box with no airholes. They make their way to the cabin. They wait the whole night for another boat to come, and during that wait, Josh wets the box.
Frank's cabin situation gets even worse when selfish, demon-like Mary arrives. Mary has a temper and refuses to put up with the stupidity of others around her, claiming the double bed for herself.
Meanwhile, Bland and repetitive Joseph arrives and sleeps above Josh, therefore establishing the Runts.
All at once, the party gang led by swagmaster Swagger, arrive at the island. They move in to the best looking cabin, to which Frank gets jealous of, asking to switch teams. However, Chris says they can't switch due to having "established" the Runts, much to his dismay.
Owen and Cody, two fan favorites, arrive next, moving in to a vacant cabin. Jock's rival, Chocalate, arrives on the boat as well. As cocky and arragont as Jock and Mary are already, you'd think that Chocolate would be SLIGHTLY nicer than those two, but he is just as bad, maybe even worse.
The fourth arragont person named Emily arrived. Unlike Tammy, a member of Team Swagger, Emily wasn't a polar opposite of Mary. She was, in fact, Mary's rival.
Meanwhile, Stick figure, the only non-human contestant, has no knowledge of why he's on the show. Chris struggles to think of a name for these five, but as an insult, Joseph sarcastically recommends kickbuttus hysterical, because they are hysterical and they kick butt, to which Chris surprisingly agrees to, much to their dismay.
Frank struggles to get along well with his teammates, to which Mary suggests that they kick themselves off of the show, just to get a better team. Josh, in his box, writes;
DEAR DIARY
TODAY I SPENT MY DAY IN MY STUPID BOX THANKS TO MY STUPID BRO..."
Before he could finish, Jock punched through and exposed it, much to Josh's dismay.
Stick figure questions what the prize is, to which Chris remembers and announces the challenge, which is to build the prize hotel. Team Swagger works with elegance, while team Runts have the teamwork of a goat. Emily eavesdrops on the swaggers, only to be caught.
Frank manages to make a machine build the entire hotel, to nearly everyones amaze. Jock wants to do it solo, wrecking the whole hotel down, much to the dismay of The Runts!
At judging time, the runts get a 0/10, Kickbuttus hysterical get a 6/10, and Team Swagger gets a 10/10, putting the Runts up for elimination.
At the bonfire ceremony, Joseph and Frank get no votes, Josh gets 1, Mary gets 1, and Jock gets 3, eliminating him. His final act was to release Josh before being punched by the fist of shame, landing in the bowl of shame.