Disclaimer: I own nothing
The phic writer wrote down everything about nothing
She promised herself that she would be the most reviewed writer
She promised herself...
She promised herself...
On FFN there lurks a writer
Waiting to be noticed
But lack of reviews makes me think that
My writing is bogus
Wishing that someone would read my phics
Wishing someone would review
Answer my pleas
Give me some squees
That's all I want from you
Wishing that someone would like my work
Hoping it won't go unread
Don't like E/C
That's fine by me
I'll write E/M instead
Day by day I write new stories
Adding what readers want
Will dead Raouls and naked Eriks
Get me a good response
I'll resort to R/E
Just to get a squee
What more do you guys want?
Wishing that someone would read my phics
Wishing I could get a squee
Why won't you review
Is my writing poo
Will someone answer me
No more sitting here feeling down and blue
No more waiting for you guys to review
Help me to feel squee-worthy