Hey hey, its TJ! And I'm back with a NEW fanfic! (Lol you'd think I'd get tired of these. NOPE. SYKE.) This time, it is a… DUN DUN DUNNNN! SuperJail Fanfic.~ … Wat? Warden's freakin' great alright? ;)

So, heres what to expect with this fanfic; lemony goodness, depressive thoughts, gore (This is SUPERJAIL afterall.), sexual themes, cursing, and violence.

Enjoy me mateys!

Chapter 1: The New Applicant.

It was a warm and sunny day in SuperJail, and Warden was standing at his office window watching the prisoners, while Alice was leaning on his desk, doing her nails. "Ahhh Alice. Don't you just love that smell?" He said, taking in a deep breath. "Of what?" Alice replied, with her burly deep voice. "Why, the smell of prisoners working their asses off of course!" He said with a big grin.

She looked at him slightly, not even fazed. "Oh, I thought you meant the smell of corpses, cuz' thats all I'm smellin'." Alice responded. He lightly frowned at Alice. "Well my lovely Alice, how about we get out of here? You know, go out, get some drinks, dinner, movie?" He asked her, while holding a bouquet with Alice's name squared on it.

Alice looked up at him, and rolled her eyes. "You know dating your coworkers are against regulations." She responded, while painting her nails. Warden frowned, and the flowers wilted in shame. He sits down at his desk with a sad look on his face.

He soon slips into his thoughts, with a small pout on his lips. {This is ridiculous. I love Alice. I'm in love with her, but she doesn't… She doesn't feel the same way about me. And I've tried everything I could think of, and she still won't love me back... I guess… Maybe it's time I just give up... } Just then, Jared had ran in, snapping the Warden from his thoughts.. "You guys! We have a job application!" He announced happily.

Alice scoffed. "Your just messing with us. Who'd want to work here?" She asked snarkily. Jarred scurried up to the Warden. "Well, a Ms. Antonia J. Jerboa does!" He replied while giving Warden the application. The Warden smirked evilly. "How wonderful! We must set up a date for her to come in!" He says while jumping onto his desk, and flipping through his calendar.

Alice looked skeptical. "What type of last name is Jerboa?" She asked with a snarky hiss. She kept doing her nails, not digging to into it. "Well Alice, with a name like that, it must mean… U-uh… Something positive great!" He said, with a small hesitation. He would admit, even he didn't know what kind of last name 'Jerboa' was. He shook it off.

It must have been a foreign last name.

Jared did as was told, and set up an appointment for Antonia to come in for her interview.