Disclaimer: I would like to confirm that I do not own the film, "Pulp Fiction" as that is the property of film director, Quentin Tarantino and Miramax films. I also do not own "Fairy Tail" as well since that happens to be the property of Hiro Mashima.

Notice: This film will be based off my all time Quentin Tarantino film, only with your favorite "Fairy Tail" characters mixed in the roles. Originally, I almost went with Bleach on this story, but after going through various Fan Art and realizing "Fairy Tail" is barely used in parody fan art, I figured this would be good opportunity, hoping it might inspire fan artist on DeviantArt. Anyhow, enjoy this story and looking forward to your reviews.

Chapter 1

Inside of a restaurant, two young couples were inside enjoying their lunch. One was a beautiful scarlet haired girl named Erza Scarlet and the blue-haired young man was named Jellal Fernandes.

Erza and Jellal have a notorious reputation for being a pair of thieves who have robbed any place they can think of from banks, convenient stores, malls, even hot dog stands etc. From all the robberies they committed, they have never been caught. Basically, the only rob only once place in one state and move on to the next state in order to avoid the heat.

As they enjoyed their dinner, Erza was giving Jellal a brilliant idea to rob the restaurant they were in, right here and right now. However, Jellal was debating on going through with it. Erza, however, knew Jellal very well and knew he wanted to rob this restaurant as much as she did.

"Forget it," Jellal told her. "It's too risky. I think maybe it's time we retire from this criminal life."

Erza laughed a little. "Oh, come on, Jellal. You're always saying whenever we succeed at robbing a place. Every time you go on repeating 'I'm days of robbing are over', makes you sound like a duck when you repeat yourself."

"Yes, well, this time I mean it," Jellal said. "In these times, people are starting to take extra precautions to avoid being robbed. In our case, it's too risky. After that last job we pulled, we barely manage to avoid the cops."

"Only because you were stupid enough to think we could rob a jewelry store, which have extra security," Erza pointed out.

"My mistake on that part," Jellal admitted. "Some places that are easy to rob are federal bank. They're not suppose to stop you in any way during a robbery. And the reason for that is that the banks are insured. I mean, why should they care? In most cases, you hardly need a gun to rob a bank.

"You know what's even odd. An associate of mine, Gajeel Redfox, actually told me once he succeeded in robbing a bank, only armed with a cell phone."

"Really?" Erza asked, munching on a strawberry shortcake she ordered. "It actually worked?"

"Well, of course it worked," Jellal replied. Oh, boy. Having a conversation about robbery is making me want to rob this place right now."

Erza smiled. "I told you. There's no resisting that urge. No matter how much you vow not to rob anymore, you always find a way to get dragged back in."

"Most times I can't help it," Jellal admitted. "It's like an adrenaline rush. The idea of you suggesting we rob this restaurant is just brilliant. Nobody ever thinks of knocking off restaurants. Just think about it. Robbing this place, we'd catch all these customers with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed.

"Restaurants are pretty much the same as banks. They're both insured, so it hardly matters how much money you steal from them. The manager, he could care less what happens to these customers, because he's backed up by all the money he has. As for these waiters, they don't care what happens to the customers as well. They're not taking a bullet for no one."

"The way you say that right now makes me glad I came up with this idea," Erza said, getting the urge to pull her gun out.

Jellal made a small grin and said, "So, are you ready?"

Erza nodded. "I'm ready. Let's do it."

Pulling his gun out on the table, Jellal said, "Same strategy as always. You handle the crowd and I'll handle the employees."

She kissed Jellal on the lips and replied, "I love you." Jellal knew now was the time as he stood on the table, showing his gun to everyone in the restaurant. "Everybody remain calm! This is a robbery!"

"Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt!" Erza shouted. "Just hand over what you have in your pockets and you'll get off easy!"