"No way man! They'd never be able to take down the hero!" Alfred declared while throwing his fist into the air and smiling one of his kick ass smiles.
"But what if they bit ya, dude. What then?" Gilbert asked a grin of mischief on his face.
It took a few seconds but Alfred responded with what he deemed was an answer that made absolute since ."…they wouldn't be able to bite me. I'd fuck their shit up before they could come within 10 feet of me! Firepower my friend, firepower. You know I Have it. So ha! And what would you do, hmm?"
Gilbert leaned back in the chair he was sitting in and twirled around in it before responding. "Yea, liked they'd ever get a hold of mein supreme awesome! But if I go down because of them, I'm sure as fuck taking them down with me. You know, with grenades or a missile or something. Either that or I'll become their awesome supreme king und rule in the lands of zombies. But ja, they'd have to work to get a hold of me first." Gilbert laughed.
"Man, I'd have to fight them and save everyone who hasn't already been infected by the zombie virus! I'm going to be the one that saves the world and finds the antidote to reverse the zombie flesh eaters o-"
"wait."
Alfred and Gilbert both turned their attention to Ludwig who was standing in the door way.
"How do you know if these zombies will eat flesh? It's not like there's been a 'zombie apocalypse' any time in history… For all you know, the zombies will be vegetarians or feed on nuclear waste. Und even if zombies did eat the human flesh, there teeth would be dull for the most part just as ours. It'd take them a while of chewing to even tear a piece of flesh from our bodies. On another note, how would the zombies carry on? If they tear apart every person they come into sights with, how do you get so many zombies in the first place? They're just tearing them apart, it's not like people have a chance to even turn into zombies afterwards."
Alfred and Gilbert stared at him in disbelief.
"…was?" Ludwig looked a bit bewildered.
Alfred stood from his chair. His attention moved from Ludwig's to Gilbert's and he looked at the later for a minute before he spoke.
"When did you start letting your brother watch zombie movies? And how'd he get so smart about the subject?" Alfred spoke with a slight whine in his voice and pout on his lips.
Gilbert looked to Alfred and chuckled. " Haha! Dude. I didn't even know mein bruder knew of the worlds upcoming doom!"
Gilbert rose from his own chair and walked over towards his brother, placing an arm around his shoulder. "When that day comes you'll make an excellent soldier in mein army to take them out!" with that he walked out the door of the room chuckling. Alfred making his way out chuckling as well.
So I really don't know what to say about this. :D
Gilbert and Alfred just seem like the kind of awesome people to have long drawn out epic discussions on the 'zombie apacolypse', ya know? And ludwig would just show up during the middle of it and say something like that.
Me and my youngest sister have this whole conversation quite often. If we took parts, My sister would be Alfred in the story and me being Gilbert and Ludwig both. I'm just so contradicting to myself.
One day when she brought up the conversation we were talking about all this epic crap about zombies, it hit me and I brought up the whole 'how the fuck so we even know zombies will eat flesh' thing as Ludwig went on about.
Just so you know. Was is what. Mein is my and ja is yes. Not typos, oh yea! :D
Disclaimer- You can't sue me because Ich disclaim :D! Only the plot is mine.