For The Fang
First AN yay! Anyway, review or else I won't make another chapter. I deleted my other story because my other one didn't get any reviews in one week. End
Nine people stood in a darkly lit room. As the one all the way at the right cleared his throat the others jumped to attention immediately. "As you may or may-not know, we are all gathered here today to look really cool, any objections?"
"Ooo! Ooo! I thought we were here to have fun!" screeched one of the figures coming into the candlelight. He had an orange swirled mask.
"Shut-up you idiot, un!" another one cried out reaching to hit the other on his head. When the figure hit the orange one a flash of tongue was seen.
"Both of you shut up!" The one all the way on the right hissed.
The two shadowy humans jumped back into place, they didn't want to get on their leaders bad side.
"Y-yes sir!" they responded shakily.
"As I was saying, we were supposed to just look so cool and B.A., but since those two just had to ruin that, so now we are going to kidnap the Kyuubi instead." The mystery figure ranted, annoyed. The he just slowly drifted into the wall meaning for them to solve their own problems. The other shadows then directed their anger towards their cause of the annoyance of their leader. "Deidara, I am going to sacrifice you to Jashin!" one of them yelled, he had slicked back silver hair.
"Hidan! It wasn't my fault, blame Tobi" Deidara yelled back pointing at the masked figure.
"It was both of your faults! But we still have to choose who goes and captures the jinchurriki." One of the more feminine voices called out.
"What do you know Konan, you're a girl!" replied a sexy sexist voice.
" What do you know Itachi, you're just a gay!" smugly replied Konan. The others began to laugh but a certain pissed-off weasel's killing intent stopped them.
"Shut. Up." the black-haired man grit out before turning and stalking away. " Hey! You still have to help me find your manliness!" "Yeah! Before we eat it!" the two voices came from the same person.
"Hmph, I just want the reward for the Kyuubi's body, did you know he is wanted In the land of water for an S ranked mission!" greedily cried a cloth covered figure.
"Deidara, go with Sasori and Kakuzu," ordered Konan. The person who last spoke stood next to the blonde-haired bomber along with a red-haired kid look-alike with a puppet following him.
"Yes Konan" the three chorused. Konan was obviously second in command.
"Well go now then!" Konan shooed them away. The three men then disappeared to who-knows-where.