This is an idea my sister and I thought of one day. I have to give my sister credit: she thought of the name Randy the Randomness god. I hope you enjoy my story about him and his children.
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or the Greek gods.
Chapter 1: Randy the Randomness god
Randy was a minor god. The god of Randomness was not considered very important in Olympus. Who cared about randomness? Plus he was an annoying god, who really annoyed all minor and major gods alike. He was irresponsible, irritating, and he did the most random things at the most random times.
He had lots of demigod children, mostly because he just appeared to random women and tried to have children with them. This was not the best strategy in the world. Nevertheless, he had lots of children. His two favorite children were a girl named Ainsley and a boy named Wilson. These two were often known for annoying heroes like Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Nico Di Angelo, and others for doing…basically the same things as their father.
Randy didn't have a whole lot of responsibility. Oh sure, he had some, but you only have so much to do with randomness. So Randy had lots of spare time to "hang around with" (aka-annoy) the other gods. If he couldn't find anything to do in Olympus, sometimes he would go to Camp Half-Blood. Mr. D and Chiron were never very happy about these visits. Randy usually interrupted the heroes training quite a bit. Once he let a whole herd of cows in the camp in the middle of dinner. Chiron was not pleased. "You completely ruined dinner!" he had cried. "It will be ages before we clean all the manure out of the Mess Hall!" Another time, he enchanted the strawberry plants to dance in a chorus line all around the camp. Mr. D was furious. "You are never to touch my strawberry plants again!" he had yelled at the top of his voice, which is so loud a sound the half-bloods swore you could hear him from Greece.
He caused trouble at Olympus too. He had hidden Hermes's phone once. By the time Hermes found it, he had 773,683,942 messages to answer. He had let monkeys loose at the muses concert, which was full of dryads. It hadn't ended well. And another time….well, you get the idea.
These are just some of the things Randy the Randomness god will do you attention and randomness. He kids are just the same. And these aren't even the worst things he's done…
What do you think? The next chapter will start the stories about Randy, and his children, too. I just wanted to, introduce him first. Please review!