My dad's name is James, and sadly, he did this to me about three times.
This kind of just came to me, you know.
So, this is my first one- shot. I'm pretty excited, so please review.
And, feel free to check out my other stories as well.
And check out this story called The Harry Potter Pledge! It's under my fave stories.
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SHE DOESN'T OWN THIS! AND SHE NEVER WILL!
Well, that's what they think.
Low Ceiling, James
James held his six month old baby in his arms, as he and his wife, Lily, walked up the steps to their friend, Sirius's house.
"Hey, Padfoot, we're here! What's cooking?" said James, knowing very well that Sirius was purposely burning whatever was on the stove in an effort to get Lily's OCD side to kick in, that way she would cook for them.
"It smells like something is burning!" said Lily, "Here, I will cook for you Sirius; I know that you want me to anyways."
"Thanks Lily. Hey, Remus, get out of the bathroom, Lily, Prongs, and my God Child are here!" yelled Sirius, in the vague direction of the bathroom.
"Hi Lily, thanks for cooking, just call me if you need any help. Hey Prongs, hi Harry!" said Remus, as he emerged from the hall.
As the boys began catching up, their attention slowly turned towards Harry.
"Hey, I'll bet that he's already a little prankster. Aren't you boy?" Sirius said
"He's not a dog, you know" said Lily, from the other side of the kitchen
"I never said he was" retorted Sirius
"Well, you were talking like he was" said Lily, as she began to get out the plates from the cupboards
James, who was beginning to sense a fight, quickly decided to turn attention back towards Harry.
"Hey, guys, look at what Harry loves to do."
James took Harry in his arm, and tossed him up towards the ceiling.
Harry began to laugh hysterically.
"James, be careful. The ceilings here are a lot lower than the ones that we have at home" warned Lily.
"Relax, Lily, he'll be fine."
"Hey, do it again, Prongs, he really seems to like it."
"Okay, here we go, Harry" said James
"Low ceiling, James"
"He's fine, Lily."
"Low ceilings, James" said Lily, as James threw him in the air again.
"Take a pill, Lily" said Sirius, who was enjoying Harry's laughter.
"Lily's right, you probably shouldn't do this, you know."
"Not you too, Moony!"
"Low ceilings, James!"
"Low ceilings, James!"
"Low ceilings, James!"
WHAM!
Harry began to scream as his head hit the ceiling.
James was so surprised and taken aback, that he nearly dropped his son.
Sirius was horror struck. What had they done?
Lily just turned around and said:
"James, I hope that you've finally figured out that the ceiling is a bit low in here!"
And Remus? Well, he just watched the whole thing unfold like it was a scene out of a movie. If Harry wasn't screaming, then it would be laughable. And it almost was, anyway.
From then on, Harry was no longer tossed in the air.
Well, it's a bit short, but I hope you like it.
Its about 450 words, but it is a drabble.
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