unce upon time in land of gReke there was a mna named zuse... but he was nO MAN! ...he god!
zues kiled father and built his own iland called olypmus. he did the nauty with a motral and made ason who was alwaays hapi so name "you perky jackzon said" zesu saud bby start criyng and zes u sai "what a matter bayb" baby said not a baby father i am titan and will kill al the titns" "wut" "not" "ok"
a hunderd year pased and the baby grew up to ne smatr and bammin slammin bootyilicious "fater" said perky on e day"i am ready to be a hero and kil all the tiatns father"but zeus decilned "no son their all dead no wi destoryed them all" perky cryed out and flel to gorund "it was my deSTINY TO BE HERO and kill CRONS" he lookde up at zuse and gapsed o"mgur not mi father ur ezus" "yes i am zeuS" "no my fahter is posidno" peryk was through out of olympsu and itno ocaen
"sun" posiedon exlamed at perk y"i new you wuld come back sumday" "ye s real dadd i didnt kno it btu zeus is nto my real da d your" "good 2 have u bak son" poseidon claped perky on back and perky esploded but posidneo put him bac ktogether w/ his god powres and stuff "look perky heres the dealio"he leande in clothes"the titnas arent all deda their are stil lsome at the earht coer and they nede to die now" perky lissoned intentyl "there causing earhtquake and makign noise" so posidon gave perky wepons and sheld and anabeth and grover went with ot go on quesst
perky cam back to ocean and said "dad poseidon i did hte thing the titans r daed now did i gud" and poseidon cakled evily "my plan wokred onw i can taek ovr" but perky sadi "no" and strukc down the rebelius god and he saved the day and anabteh kjissed him and they lived hapilly ever aftre
A/N: omg so i rly luv perky jackzon & k1tty_kat_snapp_backk6 perswaded (how is spelt?) em to right sumthign for it lol this suxx (PERKABETH 4EVR!)