The Final Fantasy X2 Carols

by Escachick357

There were lots of songs in Final Fantasy X2, but still lots that were left out. Here are the ones that never made it in the game. These are parodies of Christmas Carols. Seymour bashing. Enjoy! Now accepting song requests.

1. Seymour the Guado

The Final Fantasy X-2 Carols
By: Escachick357
Disclaimer- I don't own Final Fantasy X-2

Warning: Major Seymour bashing.

A/N: Okay, before I start this group of parodies I just want to explain a tiny little bit about them. They are all Christmas carols that I just messed around with. Some songs will be bashing Seymour because I don't like him and some songs will be sung by certain characters. However, if a song is sung by a certain character(s) I will say if it is. If you have a request for a Christmas song I can mess around with and have a certain character sing or have the song be about a character, just put your request in an e-mail or a review and I will try to make your idea work. These songs are mainly going to be dealing with Final Fantasy X-2 so although the first song has to deal with something that happened in X, it was mentioned again in X-2 and Seymour was also in X-2 so it should work. Okay, here's the first one. Hope ya like it.

Seymour the Guado
(in tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Seymour the Guado
Is a real disturbing man.
With his long blue hair and his open shirt
And a voice that sounds real gay.

Seymour the Guado
Is a great maester they say.
He studied Yevon
But the heroes know
Just how "evil" he could be.

He must have had a scary past
That made him what he is.
For when he met the summoner,
He acted a lot more gay.

Oh, Seymour the Guado
Was as gay as he could be
And the heroes say he would laugh and speak
Exactly like a pansy.

Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Look away from him.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump
Or you'll be traumatized.

Seymour the Guado
Knew the air was warm that day.
So he asked Yuna
"Won't you marry me
So we'll stop this stupid war."

Down to Home's village,
With his people by his side
Bouncing here and there,
All around the place sighing
"Destroy the Al Bhed."

He led them down the streets of Home,
Right to the town's leader;
And only paused a moment when
He heard Cid wasn't gay.

Oh, Seymour the Guado
Had to hurry on his way.
But he waved good bye saying
"Don't worry, I'll be back when my nails dry."