Howdy! I haven't written fan fiction in like. Forever. So please give me a break. Xx This starts out pretty vague and stuff, but oh well. Anyway, here are some details that should help you understand the story better:

Setting: Modern-day Japan…I'm kind of moving around stuff for my own pleasure. I have no idea what Japan is like, so don't call me a poser, because I really know very little of it.

Characters: all mostly owned by other people, like Rumiko Takahashi, CLAMP, YGO!, IDK Umi is my creation, though. I've had her in my head for years. I will also have some other OCs.

Plot: A teenage girl interacting with a bunch of hot bishonen, sex, drugs, death, and a bunch of other weird things. Yeah, I know it's clique. I'm not quite sure where it's going yet, it's all my head.'

Will include: lemons, shojo-ai, yaoi, shonen-ai, citrus, OOC, oh, and lots of tire slashing.

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A thick dust of chalk clouded his view. "God, I hate clapping these things. I'm sure 'Sesshie' doesn't have to do this everyday, ugh. Once again, Inuyasha's foul mouth had gotten him into trouble, and left with eraser duty. His older brother walked up, smirking. "You call the teacher a cunt again, dear brother?" he laughed, showing his pearly white, shiny teeth. "Are you just gonna make fun of me or help me get done faster? Don't you have a date tonight anyway?" Sesshomaru looked up, raising his hand to cup his chin. "Oh yeah, I promised Ichigo I'd take her out. Oh well, maybe I'll just cancel." Inuyasha fell to the ground with a thunderous 'boom', "You just take dates left and right, while I get stuck with my right hand! You have to get laid like what, 3-4 times a week?" "My record is 11." He smirked, making Inuyasha growl even more. "I'd be happy enough to get any ass right now. Can't you help me out, Sesshieeeeeee?" Chibi eyes teared in front of him. "…..never call me that again. I suppose I could let you go with Ichigo. She seemed more interested in you anyway."

The next moment, a loud thud hit the ground, which caused Inuyasha and Sesshomaru to look. A teenage girl in a school girl fuku met the ground, after being tripped by a group of girls. "Dirt taste good, bitch?" The girl slowly got up, trying to fix her books, "Hey, we told you to answer, whore!" another spoke. Sesshomaru casually walked up, recognizing the group at Yuko and her possee. "Hello ladies, what seems to be the problem?" He flashed his signature smile at them. Yuko stepped back, turning from bad-bass to suck-up. "Oh nothing, Sesshie-Sama. We were just playing with our friend, Umi Hiromi. Well, see you later." She flashed a fake smile and walked off, her gang behind. Umi whipped some tears from her face, and brushed the dust and dirt from her top. Sesshomaru couldn't help but found himself staring, especially at her breasts. "Those have to at least be EEs." "Excuse me?" Sesshomaru hadn't realized he had spoken allowed. "I mean, hello, may I help me?" This time, he gave his seductive, I'm-great-in-bed smile.

After getting up with her books, Umi gave Sesshomaru a rather odd look. "Well, thank you for helping me. But I'm late for Piano lessons and I need to catch the bus." "Oh, let me help you. The bus is rather crowded today, and I would be glad to act as your chauffer." He then took Umi's hand and gave it a kiss, a thing most girls fell for. Umi just blushed, but appeared even less amused. "Alright. I have to hurry, though; I need to meet my new teacher." "As you wish, malady. Inuyasha, get your ass over here, it's time to go." "I'm not done with eraser duty yet!" "Like you care if you get detention. Come on." Inuyasha growled, dropping the erasers and heading towards the parking lot. Umi slowly followed, trying to ignore Sesshomaru's wandering eyes.

The car ride consisted mostly of Sesshomaru's advances and Inuyasha complaining about not getting to sit in the front. Umi tried to be polite, but she honestly just wanted to get out of the car as soon as possible. Sure, Sesshomaru was attractive, but he only seemed interested in sex. That's the one thing Umi wanted to avoid at all costs, at least at this point. She smirked, devising a little plan inside of her head to make him stop. She didn't get the highest ranks in health class by her looks, or at least she hoped. "Hey, maybe we could make a stop," she purred, putting her left hand onto his upper right leg, "I need to get something refreshing." Her eyes shined with a glint of mischievousness. Less than five seconds later, Sesshomaru pulled into a gas station. "I'll be back." She winked, exiting the car. Sesshomaru just nodded obediently. Inuyasha just laughed under his breath, having a good idea about what Umi was going to do.

"You seriously think she's going to go after you?" he growled, annoyed. "I have the magic touch; ask any of the girls I've fucked. Besides, my-" Suddenly, his car seemed to sink down a bit. Looking out his windows, Sesshomaru noticed his tires were slashed. Hard. Umi stood there, a knife in her hand, smiling. "Thanks, Sesshie-Kun." She blew him a kiss, and then ran off in another direction, towards the large campus of Tokyo U.

Sesshomaru quickly got out of the car, kicking his rims. "That bitch!" Inuyasha just laughed his head off. Sesshomaru threw a death-glare at him, his golden eyes burning enough to melt the car and his brother. Inuyasha got out, still smiling. "So now, what about that magic touch?" "…Fuck you."

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I know it's not too great, but I promise it will get better. Besides, I plan to have a lemon soon. That usually keeps people's attention (hey, it does mine)

And if this fails, I'm moving back to my KH songfic idea, which should involve a techno song, or something like Evanescence, despite the fact everyone seems to use their music. Oh well, reviewers get a Sesshie plushie, and pie!!