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Magister dixit!
Arthur Weasley went to work early again, just so he could play with a few of the strange Muggle artifacts that pass through his office. He looked around and locked his door, causing faint music to be heard in the background of his office.
"Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the man
The man who has ev'rything?
Look at this shelf
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one wizard hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the muggles are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em working'
Foolin' around with that
Whad'ya call it?
oh - electricity
Swishing' your wand you don't get too far
Brains are required for learnin', workin'
Flippin' around with a
What's that word again?
Remote
Up where they sit
Up where they talk
Up where they stay all day watching TV
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live
Outta these robes?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Watching TV?
Betcha muggles
They understand
Bet they don't torture us poor folk
Bright young muggles
Sick o' wizards'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a toaster and why does it
What's the word?
burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that world around me?
Out of these robes
Wish I could be
Part of that world"
With the last word uttered he flicks his wand, causing the music to die down and unlocks his door. Ignoring the witches and wizards staring at him like he's a complete git as he opens the door to his office.