My first Laby fic…tell me how it turns out!

DISCLAIMER: you just want to rub it in my face that I don't own Jareth, don't you? Oh well. I own Mousy, so HA-HA.

And I can name my goblin whatever I please, thankyouverymuch.

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"I want Mr. Twinkleflamingo back!!!" the little girl screeched at the top of her lungs. Jareth rolled his eyes. They get more and more stupid as time goes by, he mused. This little girl had wished away her mother's plastic garden flamingo, simply because she couldn't reach high enough to put a flower on its head.

"Now now NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" the girl's voice increased in pitch with each word.

"Fine, take your damn flamingo!" he threw it at his feet and sent them back both to earth. That ungodly pink monstrosity wouldn't have made a good goblin anyways.

He rubbed the bridge of his nose and went over the past few runners. There was the Peruvian farmer who had wished away 17 llamas, 3 oxen and an albino peacock. After him came the old lady and her cats—she had puttered around on her motor-powered wheelchair for a good 10 hours before Jareth got bored and transported her directly into the Escher room…she got to the first stair case, ran into it, and tipped over. The most recent was the little girl, and what a fiasco THAT had turned out to be.

"Uh…Your Majesty?" a small goblin tugged on Jareth's (sinfully tight) pants.

"What is it NOW, Mousy?" he shot Mousy what could be a very passable Evil Eye. Mousy wriggled uncomfortably and stammered:

"The girl…Sarah….she just wished away her baby brother…again."

Jareth cursed. "Third time this week! Honestly, she's almost as annoying as you." He cast Mousy one last glare before disappearing in a shower of glitter.

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Thanks for reading my story! Hope you liked it. If you review, the Fanfiction Gods will send an army of shirtless Jareths to invade your dreams…

by the way, if you guys have any quotes/scenarios you want me to use in the next chapter, tell me in your review!

love,

k