A/N: I am amused at the fact that the first thing I write, after being absent from wrestling fanfiction for a really long time, is a short dialogue drabble. Needless to say, I wrote this in a time span of 15 to 20 minutes on the bus once I got a certain tweet of AJ's on my phone, I couldn't help myself. It was too good not to pass up :)

ALSO NOTE, I'M NOT REALLY FUNNY... LOL. I tried though :|

Dedicated to Kate because she flailed with me when we read AJ's tweet and ilher. Also dedicated to Autumn who said that if I posted this, she'd post her story too :') but she also came up with the title. I lvoe~ you, Autumn!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


"FUCK. I was almost there!" he exclaimed as he looked at the petite girl in disbelief. A soft giggle escaped her lips as she pressed a lazy kiss to his cheek as she brought her self as close as possible to him in the backseat of the car.

"You should've worked harder."

"I didn't know it was going to be over that quick."

"Build some stamina, babe. You'll get there."

"I wish you let me finish at least."

"Finish what? It's not my fault you're not fast enough!"

"I hate you."

"No you don't"

"Yes I do."

"Trent, really?"

"Yeah."

"..."

"..."

"No you don't."

"Okay, I don't. But I'm still sad."

"Why?"

"I'm a man, lovebug. A man that has a big ego and a big-"

"Ugh fine, I'm sorry."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Can we go again then?"

"I'm tired though."

"Okay then let me do all the work."

"..."

"..."

"No."

"You suck."

"No, that's you."

"..."

"..."

"Just once more?"

"... Fine."

"VICTORY!"

"Yeah, yeah... you know I'm just going to beat you again, right?"

"No, you won't. Now lay it on me, woman"

"Really?"

"Yes, AJ, really."

"Bring it on."

"..."

"..."

"Fuck..."

"..."

"... SHIT."

"YESSS!"

"NOOOOO!"

"BOOM! I TOLD YOU!"

"MY POOR CHARIZARD!"

"... It's okay, babe."

"You beat me... again."

"Yeah... I did."

"Best three out of five?"

"Trent."

"'Kay fine."


"RookieAJ: In the backseat of a car wearing seatbelts & trentylocks and I are both playing Pokemon on DS. We're technically adults, you know."