The grass is green, the river is flowing, soaring over head a dragon with power beyond belief, this is a tale of a pink haired devil with a bad attitude and a short temper, Vi. One thing we all need to know about Vi is, she's really into ruining your day whilst fisting you. Vi is what us in the business like to call a loose cannon, she roams around jungles ramming any unsuspecting animal or human she comes across, Vi has no boundaries. This day, was a very special and different day for Vi, she was feeling extra spiteful. As she kills a gigantic frog named gromp, her blood begins to boil, her large metal gloves covered and slick in purple gromp blood, Vi decides she wants to venture down to bot lane to see what's going on. To her surprise Vi see's a big purple cow, and a small blonde boy that is known around the league as the biggest douchebag you can think of. Vi bides her time, she finds a comfy bush and pitches a tent, Vi always did enjoy camping, as the unknowing victims approach Vi's tent she uses her mystic luring powers to whisper from afar into Alistar's ear, "Wow you're one handsome bull, those muscles are impressive, do you come to bot lane often?" Alistar being one of the dumbest champions known to league of legends becomes instantly interested, rather than backing he blindly approaches the bush Vi has pitched her tent in. Vi springs into action, completely catching the bull of guard, he's stunned and slammed to the ground, Vi grabs him by both hoofs and drags him back to her tent. The tale tells that no one had ever seen Alistar again, but that's not true. That day Vi taught Alistar what it felt like to be fisted by a giant, metal glove lubed with gromp blood. Alistar tried and tried but there was no escape, she was relentless, she couldn't stop laughing, the chilling eerie giggles echoing through the emptiness of the abyss. Alistar was never the same, his skin changed, his hair changed, his whole species changed. Alistar was so embarrassed by the event that he had to change his name, he wasn't embarrassed by the fact that a girl had just fisted him into an oblivion, but that he had actually enjoyed it. That was the last day anyone had heard from what we knew as Alistar, and now… we have Taric.